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A Vivid Oral Cumshot Compilation, 1994
Synopsis: A collection of facial cumshots from Vivid's archives.
I have broken the compilation down by scene, marking the name of
the movie where the clip was from (if known), the stars and two
numerical rankings: volume and effect. Volume is semen volume
(Peter North is usually a 5; Randy West, usually a 1) and the
effect the cumshot had... a 1 for a lame missed the face totally to
a 5, which is an enthusiastic performer having a good time at her
job. So now... Let's Face It...
7/10/95: This is so prettily formatted as text, I am not going to screw it up by converting it to HTML right now... maybe some other time.
Movie: Poison
Cast: Woody Long, Celeste
Notes: He jerks off onto her tongue. She lets it dribble out.
There's some minor face splash, but she plays with the
cum A LOT.
Volume: 3 Effect: 5
Movie: Army Brat #2
Cast: Nina dePonca, Sasha, Peter North
Notes: Pete's on his back as Sasha jerks him off. Most of it
misses her. Nina is too far away for any action...
Volume: 5 Effect: 2
Movie: ???
Cast: Britt Morgan, Damian Cashmere
Notes: OLD scene. He jerks off onto her face. Not much hits
its mark.
Volume: 3 Effect: 2
Movie: Lockdown
Cast: Isis Nile, Sahara Sands, Steve Drake
Notes: Isis and Sahara 69 each other while Steve fucks Sahara
doggie style. He pulls out and cums on Isis' face. (the
perfect facial position, IMHO) She takes it like a
pro... all steely resolve, no enthusiasm.
Volume: 3 Effect: 2.5
Movie: Native Tongue
Cast: Britt Morgan, Marc Wallice
Notes: She dribbles what little there is out, and licks it back
up from her arm.
Volume: 2 Effect: 3
Movie: Cheating
Cast: Ashyln Gere, Jonathan Morgan
Notes: A short scene with the sound out of sync. He mostly
comes on her tits. Lame.
Volume: 2 Effect: 1
Movie: Ginger Effect
Cast: Cara Lott, Jerry Butler
Notes: Doggie to Mouth, and he shoots too soon. Evn when she
gets turned around, almost all his shots miss her face.
Volume: 3 Effect: 1
Movie: On Trial #3
Cast: Racquel Darrian, Kym Wilde, Derrick Lane
Notes: Kim eats Racquel while Derrick jacks off from above
Racquel. The camera work is lousy (Derrick is in the
way) and most of the shots are too powerful and overshoot
her head. She makes an effort to catch the run-off, and
gets a little in the eye.
Volume: 4 Effect: 3
Movie: Dirty Looks
Cast: Angela Summers, Ashyln Gere, Buck Adams
Notes: Two HUGE shots miss entirely (I think he hit the
cameraman). They get the remaining weak runoff on their
tongues.
Volume: 3 Effect: 1
Movie: Performance
Cast: Heather Hart, Eric Edwards
Notes: She looks great here. Most of the cum lands upstage of
the camera (her cheek obstructs the landing) so we don't
see much, but her enthusiasm and our imagination make up
for it...
Volume: 3 Effect: 3
Movie: ???
Cast: Porsche Lynn, Tom Byron
Notes: He's on his back, and she's above him blwoing him (IMHO,
the WORST position for facials). He's splashy and
"invisible."
Volume: 3 Effect: 2
Movie: Swallow
Cast: Debi Diamond, Jon Dough
Notes: There's some DT. She *is* a slut (in the best porn sense
of the word). A definte no cuts a2m which is only
interrupted by his cumshot. He's got good volume and
"throw" but it is invisible.
Volume: 4 Effect: 2.5
Movie: Savannah's Last Stand
Cast: Steve Drake, Sunset Thomas
Notes: Sunset is Steve's birthday cake; icing and all. She's
also a brunette here. She gets a chin full from Steve
and doesn't look like she hates it.
Volume: 4 Effect: 3.5
Movie: ???
Cast: Lois Ayers, Greg Derek
Notes: Anohter OLD clip. He seems to cum in her mouth then
pulls it out as a river of cum flows out of it. Makers
jerking off motions, but hard to tell if anything else
comes out. Could have been fake.
Volume: 3 Effect: 2.5
Movie: ???
Cast: Patti Petite, Jeanna Fine, Tom Byron
Notes: Young, punk blonde Jeanna here. A spirited romp with a
limited payoff. Most of it gets on her tits, and even
then it's invisible.
Volume: 2 Effect: 1
Movie: Scarlet Bride
Cast: Tori Welles, Buck Adams
Notes: Tori is still one of the hottest ever. During the
"talking" intro, she was totally "in the scene" which
heightened everything to follow. There was only one
blast which was intended for and landed on her tit.
Volume: 1 Effect: 0
Movie: Ginger Effect
Cast: Terry Lynn, Kristara Barrington, Francois Papillion
Notes: Terry and Kristara 69 wihile Francois fucks Terry in the
ass. Pulls out and shoots on Kristara's face. (Boy
that Terry Lynn... gotta get info on her...)
Volume: 2 Effect: 3
Movie: Behind Closed Doors
Cast: Victoria Paris, TT Boy, Buck Adams
Notes: *Grainy* film. Pretty crappy. Buck launches a few shots
on her ass and TT Boy can't get enough speed to hit her
face, and dribbles on her tit.
Volume: B:3 TT:1 Effect:0
Movie: ???
Cast: Elle Rio, Scott Irish, Frank James, F.M. Bradley
Notes: She is a fuck machine. She takes all three guys on
voraciously. They all cum in her mouth and she can't get
enough. She seems crazed and a little dangerous :)
Volume: 4 Effect: 3.5
Movie: Black Sister, White Brother
Cast: ??? (George Payne it looks like, but I know it can't be
him...)
Notes: He cums on her cheek and she rubs it in. Standard.
Volume: 3 Effect: 3
Movie: Blue Fox
Cast: Trixie Tyler, Jon Dough
Notes: He launches one and only one shot had hits her along he
hairline turning her into a porn Bride of Frankenstein.
Volume: 2 Effect: 3
Movie: ???
Cast: Karen Summers, Shone Taylor
Notes: Shone Taylor sure looked like Blake Palmer to me. I
initially confused her name with Karen Sumner's. Typical
stuff. He actually does hit her face.
Volume: 3 Effect: 3
Movie: Close to the Edge
Cast: Debi Diamond, Tondy Tedeschi
Notes: Some DT and interesting through the legs shots. he cums
on his hand and shoves/rubs it in her face. (If it was
me, I'd have slapped him...)
Volume: 2 Effect: 2
Movie: ???
Cast: Alexis Parks, Viper, Francois Papillion, Scott Irish
Notes: Viper is energetically scary. It looks like too much is
dependant on this blow job. However, she does get
pointsfor getting into her work. Scott cums on her face
and so does Francois. Average scores:
Volume: 2.5 Effect: 3
Conclusion:
A so-so effort from Vivid. Typical of their output. Made up
of mostly older films and no *big* Vivid stars (Jamie, Nikki,
Savannah, etc.) The averages come out to:
Volume: 2.82 Effect: 2.18
Conclusion
Since any facial rated at least a 1, the averages are a little
misleading. The tape is really not a sum of its parts, and
after it all, I felt somewhat let down by a lack of star power
and any good (let alone monster) facials.
Overall, using 4 as a virtually unachievable high mark, (with
most good recent stuff coming in at 3.50) I'd give this a
1.85.
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169 “I can arrange all that.” Such Apaches as had not gone back on the war-path returned to the States with the troops; but there were five months more of the outrages of Geronimo and his kind. Then in the summer of the year another man, more fortunate and better fitted to deal with it all, perhaps,—with the tangle of lies and deceptions, cross purposes and trickery,—succeeded where Crook had failed and had been relieved of a task that was beyond him. Geronimo was captured, and was hurried off to a Florida prison with his band, as far as they well could be from the reservation they had refused to accept. And with them were sent other Indians, who had been the friends and helpers of the government for years, and who had run great risks to help or to obtain peace. But the memory and gratitude of governments is become a proverb. The southwest settled down to enjoy its safety. The troops rested upon the laurels they had won, the superseded general went on with his work in another field far away to the north. The new general, the saviour of the land, was heaped[Pg 305] with honor and praise, and the path of civilization was laid clear. Parliament met on the 10th of January, 1765. The resentment of the Americans had reached the ears of the Ministry and the king, yet both continued determined to proceed. In the interviews which Franklin and the other agents had with the Ministers, Grenville begged them to point to any other tax that would be more agreeable to the colonists than the stamp-duty; but they without any real legal grounds drew the line between levying custom and imposing an inland tax. Grenville paid no attention to these representations. Fifty-five resolutions, prepared by a committee of ways and means, were laid by him on the table of the House of Commons at an early day of the Session, imposing on America nearly the same stamp-duties as were already in practical operation in England. These resolutions being adopted, were embodied in a bill; and when it was introduced to the House, it was received with an apathy which betrayed on all hands the profoundest ignorance of its importance. Burke, who was a spectator of the debates in both Houses, in a speech some years afterwards, stated that he never heard a more languid debate than that in the Commons. Only two or three persons spoke against the measure and that with great composure. There was but one division in the whole progress of the Bill, and the minority did not reach to more than thirty-nine or forty. In the Lords, he said, there was, to the best of his recollection, neither division nor debate! His cheek paled for an instant as the thought obtruded that the man might resist and he have to really shoot him. "Good, the old man's goin' to take the grub out to 'em himself," thought the Deacon with relief. "He'll be easy to manage. No need o' shootin' him." "Them that we shot?" said Shorty carelessly, feeling around for his tobacco to refill his pipe. "Nothin'. I guess we've done enough for 'em already." John Dodd, twenty-seven years old, master, part of the third generation, arranged his chair carefully so that it faced the door of the Commons Room, letting the light from the great window illumine the back of his head. He clasped his hands in his lap in a single, nervous gesture, never noticing that the light gave him a faint saintlike halo about his feathery hair. His companion took another chair, set it at right angles to Dodd's and gave it long and thoughtful consideration, as if the act of sitting down were something new and untried. "Besides," Norma said desperately, "they're only rumors—" "Oh, I've found a way of gitting shut of them rootses—thought of it while I wur working at the trees. I'm going to blast 'em out." During the next ten years the farm went forward by strides. Reuben bought seven more acres of Boarzell in '59, and fourteen in '60. He also bought a horse-rake, and threshed by machinery. He was now a topic in every public-house from Northiam to Rye. His success and the scant trouble he took to conciliate those about him had made him disliked. Unprosperous farmers[Pg 124] spoke windily of "spoiling his liddle game." Ditch and Ginner even suggested to Vennal that they should club together and buy thirty acres or so of the Moor themselves, just to spite him. However, money was too precious to throw away even on such an object, especially as everyone felt sure that Backfield would sooner or later "bust himself" in his dealings with Boarzell. "Let's go home," she said faintly—"it's getting late." HoME干别人老婆嗯啊小说
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169 “I can arrange all that.” Such Apaches as had not gone back on the war-path returned to the States with the troops; but there were five months more of the outrages of Geronimo and his kind. Then in the summer of the year another man, more fortunate and better fitted to deal with it all, perhaps,—with the tangle of lies and deceptions, cross purposes and trickery,—succeeded where Crook had failed and had been relieved of a task that was beyond him. Geronimo was captured, and was hurried off to a Florida prison with his band, as far as they well could be from the reservation they had refused to accept. And with them were sent other Indians, who had been the friends and helpers of the government for years, and who had run great risks to help or to obtain peace. But the memory and gratitude of governments is become a proverb. The southwest settled down to enjoy its safety. The troops rested upon the laurels they had won, the superseded general went on with his work in another field far away to the north. The new general, the saviour of the land, was heaped[Pg 305] with honor and praise, and the path of civilization was laid clear. Parliament met on the 10th of January, 1765. The resentment of the Americans had reached the ears of the Ministry and the king, yet both continued determined to proceed. In the interviews which Franklin and the other agents had with the Ministers, Grenville begged them to point to any other tax that would be more agreeable to the colonists than the stamp-duty; but they without any real legal grounds drew the line between levying custom and imposing an inland tax. Grenville paid no attention to these representations. Fifty-five resolutions, prepared by a committee of ways and means, were laid by him on the table of the House of Commons at an early day of the Session, imposing on America nearly the same stamp-duties as were already in practical operation in England. These resolutions being adopted, were embodied in a bill; and when it was introduced to the House, it was received with an apathy which betrayed on all hands the profoundest ignorance of its importance. Burke, who was a spectator of the debates in both Houses, in a speech some years afterwards, stated that he never heard a more languid debate than that in the Commons. Only two or three persons spoke against the measure and that with great composure. There was but one division in the whole progress of the Bill, and the minority did not reach to more than thirty-nine or forty. In the Lords, he said, there was, to the best of his recollection, neither division nor debate! His cheek paled for an instant as the thought obtruded that the man might resist and he have to really shoot him. "Good, the old man's goin' to take the grub out to 'em himself," thought the Deacon with relief. "He'll be easy to manage. No need o' shootin' him." "Them that we shot?" said Shorty carelessly, feeling around for his tobacco to refill his pipe. "Nothin'. I guess we've done enough for 'em already." John Dodd, twenty-seven years old, master, part of the third generation, arranged his chair carefully so that it faced the door of the Commons Room, letting the light from the great window illumine the back of his head. He clasped his hands in his lap in a single, nervous gesture, never noticing that the light gave him a faint saintlike halo about his feathery hair. His companion took another chair, set it at right angles to Dodd's and gave it long and thoughtful consideration, as if the act of sitting down were something new and untried. "Besides," Norma said desperately, "they're only rumors—" "Oh, I've found a way of gitting shut of them rootses—thought of it while I wur working at the trees. I'm going to blast 'em out." During the next ten years the farm went forward by strides. Reuben bought seven more acres of Boarzell in '59, and fourteen in '60. He also bought a horse-rake, and threshed by machinery. He was now a topic in every public-house from Northiam to Rye. His success and the scant trouble he took to conciliate those about him had made him disliked. Unprosperous farmers[Pg 124] spoke windily of "spoiling his liddle game." Ditch and Ginner even suggested to Vennal that they should club together and buy thirty acres or so of the Moor themselves, just to spite him. However, money was too precious to throw away even on such an object, especially as everyone felt sure that Backfield would sooner or later "bust himself" in his dealings with Boarzell. "Let's go home," she said faintly—"it's getting late." HoME干别人老婆嗯啊小说
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