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Subject: Review: Straight A's
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Straight A's [John T. Bone, Fantastic, 1994]
Starring: Annabel Chong, Kerri Downs, Nikki Lee, Zena Dean, and 5
uncredited men
Annabel and Kerri are the only actresses mentioned on the box, and indeed,
they are the only reason to watch this movie. Of the men, I only
recognized everyone's favorite hedgehog; perhaps Kerri can fill us in on
who the other 4 were.
The "A", of course, means anal--in all four scenes in this movie, all the
actresses do at least some anal. In fact, Annabel never gets a cock in her
pussy at all--the men all go straight to her ass. The premise, such as it
is, is that Annabel is straight A student Sam (Samantha), whom the housing
office has paired with Chris (Christopher). She thinks this is fine, but
Chris's girlfriend (Kerri Downs) is jealous. Another theme is that Sam
thinks boys are intimidated by her brain; as proof of this, Chris and his
buddies decide to go out for a beer when she walks in wearing just a
bath towel. Anyway, on to the scene description.
Scene 1 is between Kerri Downs and "Chris" in his dorm room after Kerri
kicks Annabel out. In a nice touch, he starts the scene by producing the
key to a tiny padlock that holds Kerri's labia rings together. Kerri
starts out looking appropriately collegiate by wearing a pair of nerdy
glasses, but fortunately ditches them early on (and soon thereafter, her
only item of clothing, a dress). Kerri sports the most conspicuously
natural breasts in the movie -- medium-sized, nicely in proportion to her
body. (I'll admit I don't know for sure whether any of the other actresses
are enhanced, though I get suspicious when they never completely remove
their bras. Annabel's seem excessively firm, but at least they're not
unattractively large.)
Most of the scene is devoted to Kerri squirting every which way. I didn't
count how many times, but it was impressive. In many cases, there is a cut
right before the squirts, so my first reaction was that they had simply
filled her pussy with water and she was expelling it. However, subsequent
squirts were somewhat more convincing, and sometimes you could even tell
the liquid was not coming from her vagina. There was sucking and fucking,
including a brief period of doggy anal during which she even squirts a
little. Although I wouldn't rate this scene "hot" (perhaps the guy
wouldn't either--he's not very hard for most of the scene), I did enjoy it
for its novelty value.
Scene 2 starts out between Annabel and her girlfriend (Nikki Lee) getting
it on in an empty classroom. Lots of Annabel poking one or more fingers in
the pussy and ass of a completely nonreactive Nikki. After a while, a
skinny, gray-haired professor shows up and joins in. He comes fairly soon
after fucking Nikki, but the women suck him back to life and he continues
the scene, fucking Nikki and later Annabel in the ass.
Scene 3, completely unrelated to the rest of the movie (aside from the
collegiate motif) is in the office of the dean (Zena Dean), where she is
reprimanding a male student. Naturally, she demands that he do to her what
he does to all the young women he boffs. I found this scene interminable
(well, about 20 minutes) and FF'ed most of it. Dean is an older,
unattractive and unresponsive woman with unreasonably large breasts. The
guy fucks her vaginally and then anally in several positions, some rather
athletic, but it didn't do much for me.
Scene 4 is back in the dorm. Annabel confronts "Chris" and his two buddies
over their fear of her brain. "Well, I have news for you -- I'm a whore
... *and* I'm smart!" Convinced me :-). At least, she acts the whore part
well. She is soon bereft of all clothing except that damn bra, down on her
knees sucking them off. In this position, each of them in turn fucks her
ass vigorously and often deeply, with sizable cocks and insertion shots
shown--most of the essentials for a good anal scene. At one point she even
acts as though she comes. After much of this doggy anal, she turns over
for a bit of missionary anal, which she also acts as if she's enjoying
greatly. Finally, they do a DAP, and a mighty fine one it is. Not one of
those poor excuses, like in Depraved Fantasies #2, where Ron Jeremy waves
his cock at Ginger Bush's ass for a few seconds and pretends it's a DAP.
No, this time, she starts out with one sizable cock in her ass in RC
position, and Ron inserts his cock on top of it and starts fucking her for
real. Except for a cut shortly after the initial insertion, this DAP is
shown continuously for a good two minutes of solid fucking. I'd say this
one rivals Tammi Ann's DAP in Depraved Fantasies #1; Tammi Ann is cuter,
but Annabel seems to be enjoying it more, and the lighting is much better.
I am starting to wonder, though, if Ron Jeremy has some patent on the DAP
process :-). I don't think I've seen a DAP (at least not since Brittany
Stryker's very poorly filmed one in Backdoor to Hollywood II) in which his
was not the active cock.
Summary: if you're a fan of sphincter athletics, the last scene is for you.
As a bonus, you get a scene of our comrade Kerri Downs squirting profusely.
The rest of the tape is nothing to cheer about.
Oh yeah, I think there were some facials. Scene 4's might even have been
monstrous. But I wasn't paying attention to those parts, so you're on your
own.
False advertising alert (not that false advertising is that newsworthy, but
I'll rail about it anyway): among the photos on the box (in fact, this very
photo showed up a couple months ago on a.b.p.e as "anal0003") is one in
which Annabel is doing a RC anal. Never happens (unless you count the few
seconds before the DAP insertion). In another photo, there is apparently
some kind of triple penetration (of the 3 cocks in one crotch variety)
going on, though it's impossible to tell which orifice(s). Again, never
happens. I can see how these stills would happen--they probably set up the
DAP (of which there's also a photo, which also appeared in the same set on
a.b.p.e), then tried adding a third cock. They took some stills, but found
that it didn't work when they filmed it, and left it off the finished tape.
Still, there is no excuse for keeping such a misleading photo on the box.
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