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Subject: Review of "Biff Malibu's Anal Ski Vacation"
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Movie: Biff Malibu's Anal Ski Vacation
~From: Anabolic Video Productions, 1993
Cast: Monique, Sunset Thomas, Natasia, Celeste, Shawnee Cates, Rocco
Siffredi, Mark Davis, Woody Long, Zach Thomas, Biff Malibu
Director: Christopher Alexander.
Plot (Such as it is) : Anal Sex scenes strung together around the theme
of a ski vacation.
The movie starts out with Biff and Mark sitting in beach chairs on the
sand, discussing what they should call the movie.
Scene I: Mark Davis and Shawnee Cates on a sound stage, with a mountain
scape back drop, a Jeep, and fake snow. Shawnee starts out
wearing a Ski Jacket, black knee-high boots, and a white top and
skirt. She lies back on the hood of the Jeep, and he starts to
lick her muff. Then he slides up her and sucks on her tits. She
gets off the truck and the tongue kiss for a while.
She ends up on he knees, sucking his cock as he stands. He lifts
her up and turns her over so they are doing a standing 69. This
is a lot of work, so he leans back on the Jeep after a while.
They get out of this position and Mark leans back on the bumper
of the jeep. Shawnee stands on the bumper, an lowers herself
onto his rod (facing him, away from the camera). They go at it
pretty hard, with lots of slapping noises.
He pulls out, and has her bend over onto the bumper, with her
left leg up on the bumper. He then proceeds to drill her from
behind, and she does a pretty good job of fucking him back.
Next he pulls out, and tries to stick it in her ass. It must be
a tight fit, since he has a goodly amount of trouble getting it
in. He starts fingering her pussy, then she takes over the job,
as he slowly pumps her ass. He finally get his drilling up to
speed, but she is trying to hold him back. He pulls out, and
squirts on her ass.
Next we see Biff, Mark, and 2 women in the Jeep as they drive to the
mountains. One of the women flashes her tits at a passing car.
Scene II: Woody Long, and Celeste. She is wearing crotchless ski
pants. She lies on her back on the bed, and he licks her clam.
He sits up on the bed and she gets off the bed, and kneels
between his legs, and sucks his cock. Then she climbs on top
(facing him, away from camera), and starts a slow to medium fast
fucking of him.
He bends her over the head board, and starts fucking her pussy
from behind. They fuck this way for awhile, then he pulls out
and starts finger fucking her asshole, ending up with 3 fingers
getting shoved in at once. He pulls his fingers out and shoves
in his cock. He pounds into her hard, and she really seems into
it. She fingers her own clit as he buggers her.
He flips her over on her back, and shoves it back in her ass.
She keeps saying how good it feels, and she looks like she does.
The he pulls out and cums on her tits.
Another short interlude with two women talking on a ski slope.
Scene III: Natasha and Biff Malibu. She is wearing black boots, a
black sweater, and black panties. They make it on the stairs. He
pulls up her sweater and starts sucking her tits, then he licks
down and starts lathering her bush with his tongue, then down to
tongue her asshole. He lies back on the stairs and she gets
between his legs and starts sucking his cock.
She climbs on top (facing him, away from the camera), and they
pump away for a while.
She gets on her knees on the stairs and he plugs into her ass.
After a few short hard strokes, he pulls out and cums on her ass.
Another short interlude with two women talking on a ski slope.
Scene IV: Monique and Zach Thomas in front of a fire. Monique is
wearing a black flannel shirt, a black bra, and black panties.
She has shoulder length blonde hair and round, fake-looking tits.
They both undress partly, and her starts sucking her tits, as they
kneel in front of each other. She takes off her ba and panties,
and lies on her back. He rubs her tits, then licks her neck, then
down to her tits, and finally to her snatch. She seems to enjoy
the tongue job.
He stands up and she starts sucking on his cock as she kneels in
front of him. She does a rather slow job of sucking (getting
only about 1-3" of his cock in her mouth).
She lies on her back, and he fucks her snatch, long, hard, and
deep (though she kind of just lies there).
He pulls out and get her on her hands and knees. He shoves it in
her ass, and starts fucking her hard and fast. She really doesn't
seem to be enjoying this, and appears to be in pain. She starts
fingering her own clit. He pulls out and cums on her ass.
Another short interlude with two women talking on a ski slope.
Scene V: Blonde Cutie Sunset Thomas takes on Rocco Siffredi and Dick
Nasty on a couch. She is wearing a black jumper, and white socks.
They start sitting on the couch, one guy on each side of Sunset,
and the guys start rubbing those perky little tits. She lies on
her left side, unzips Rocco, and starts sucking him. Her mouth is
really too small for his massive dick. The she lies on her right
side and starts sucking Dick. Rocco puts her left leg up on her
shoulder and dines on her furburger. She rolls over on to her
hands and knees, and turns around to work on Rocco again. She
licks his balls mostly, and tries to suck on his dork, but her
mouth is just too small to get more than about an inch of that
monster in.
She sits back on the couch, and the guys kneel on either side of
her. She trades off on sucking both guys, but she doesn't get
all that much in. Finally she puts in some extra effort and gets
about 3" of Rocco's monster into her over stretched mouth. She
then tries to suck both guys at the same time, but this is pretty
hopeless (Rocco alone is too much).
She gets on her hands and knees and starts sucking Rocco, as the
other guys fucks her doggy style. Rocco takes time out to slap
her lips with his monster meat. Still she can only get 1-2" in
her tiny mouth.
She lies on her back and Rocco fucks her pussy with long strokes.
She sucks Dick, as he straddles her head.
They switch and she lies on her back with her right leg up, as
Dick drills her pussy and Rocco Straddles her face. They switch
again and Rocco starts back fucking her pussy. Rocco pulls out
and starts finger fucking her asshole, as she sucks Dick cock.
Rocco takes his finger out and slowly sinks his mammoth log into
Sunset's dainty bung. He reams her slowly, holding her right leg
up in th air, as Dick feed her his cock. Rocco eventually works
up to long strokes. She rolls over onto all fours and Rocco
tongues her pussy.
Rocco lies on his back on the couch, and she climbs on top (facing
him, away from camera. Dick comes up from behind and shoves it
into her pre-stretched bung, and starts pounding away at her
asshole. Rocco fucks her pussy hard from below. Dick finishes
first, and cums on her ass. Rocco pulls out and has her sit up,
then he paints her face and mouth with a good load.
Final Comments and Ratings:
Erotic Content: Most of the scenes are about 3.5 out of 5, but the
scene V with Sunset Thomas is a 4.5-5, mainly because I never
would have imagined a cutie like that taking Rocco in her ass,
much less doing a DP.
Plot/Technical Aspects: No plot, and the lighting was consistently
poor (all of the scenes were too dark, and often the close-up
were in the dark. So on technical merit, this one ranks a 2 out
of 5.
Overall Rating: Overall, I give this a 3.5, primarily on the Sunset
Thomas and Celeste scenes. Most of the other scenes seemed like
the woman were feeling a goodly amount of pain. But if you like
to see perky little blondes being very nasty (or you are a
Sunset Thomas fan) this one is worth the rental cost.
Enjoy,
Kurage
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Date: 16 Jul 1993 16:34:59 GMT
Subject: Biff Malibu's Anal Ski Vacation (no Sunset Thomas DP)
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From: [email protected] (connoisseur)
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In a review of this movie an earlier poster said this movie
contained a DP scene with Sunset Thomas. I have just seen this movie and
the DP scene is NOT with Sunset Thomas. It has some girl named Monique.
Sunset Thomas does do an anal scene.
connoisseur
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