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Subject: REVIEW: BLONDE JUSTICE (with Janine L.)
Date: 10 May 1993 17:02:07 GMT
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BLONDE JUSTICE -- A Review
Vivid Video, shot on film
STARRING: Janine, Summer Knights, Alex Jordan, Tiffany Minx, Jessica Fox,
Lacey Rose, Tony Tedeschi, Nick Rage, Tim Lake, Terry Thomas.
DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas
If he keeps this up, we're going to have to stop making Paul Thomas jokes.
While PT seems to miss more than hit, he definitely manages to hit the mark
here, or at least get close to it. Warning, this review is kind of long.
The premise: Janine is a stripper at a club who is being stalked. She has
received numerous threatening letters and is scared.
Let me make my complaints first, and pursue a slightly different format than
normal. While the shot-on-film look is rather nice, there are numerous annoy-
ing problems with the sound here; sometimes actor's voices are distorted, and
several times during the sex scenes the moans, sighs, whispers and what not do
not sync with the performer's lips. Sometimes I swear I heard the director's
instructions. Also, its not complete; we have to wait for "Blonde Justice 2"
to see what happens, and to get some payoffs I'll talk about later. This is
also annoying. John Leslie [1] could have just lengthened the flick by 20 or
30 minutes and gotten us closure. Since we still haven't gotten the sequel
to "Things Change", one wonders how long THIS will take. A fairly cheesy move
to insure more rentals/sales. And it'll work too, since this part turned out
pretty darn good--I want to see some things.
On to some of the good parts. I'll try to do a scene listing like I usually
do, but this time with some more intercutting. Part of the trouble is, I
don't know which male actor is which. Paul must have been reading the net and
got some new faces, as per the ladies' requests. I suspect though, that they
will only find one or two of the three all that enticing.
We open to shots of Janine dancing topless. She moves very well and looks
good doing it. We segue into a dream sequence, where she alternates between
a nightmare of being attacked and a really scrumptious series of shots of her
oiled body lying on a big metal wheel as she masturbates.
Tiffany Minx does her strip-and-masturbate act, then returns to the dressing
room to screw one of the club employees. They are later joined by Jessica Fox,
a blonde relative newcomer with excessively enhanced breasts (IMO). Good
scene, and we cut from it to another scene where Janine is being bitchy and
looking for some earrings. Yes, she can act well enough for porn. Maybe
even better. I was pleasantly surprised.
Janine and Summer then go on stage for a simulated lesbian sex act which is
nonetheless hot for all that they don't *quite* go down on one another. Its
obvious that its intended that way, not that Janine is being squeamish. Sweaty
and nice.
Afterwards, Janine (who's character is something of an asshole, but then if I
was being stalked, I might be in a bad mood as well -- Hey! *character
development*. That's different, these days) is worrying to Summer about it.
And Summer proceeds to comfort Janine in a way she couldn't when on stage. Oh,
yum. It's pleasant to watch two women who seem to enjoy each other go at it,
and while I'm sure about Summer, Janine looks like she does as well. Very
good.
Next we see Alex Jordan, who's playing a policewoman, come home and relax
with her man, a fellow I don't see as all that impressive looking. Part of
their relaxation consists of Alex telling a dirty story while they have sex.
Alex is very hot in this scene.
In a much shorter scene, Summer and her semi-squeeze talk while she practices
her moves, and then he proceeds to screw her on the stage, ending in a mild
oral/facial. Not bad.
Meanwhile, Alex is being pressured by her boss to dress sexy and play wait-
ress at some official function. She's none to happy about it. While in the
office, she hears one end of a phone call from Janine asking for protection.
We have another Janine dream sequence. Occasional shots of the mysterious
attacker, and lots more of the masturbatory sequence from the opening. She
looks great.
The film ends with Alex coming to the club, no doubt to offer her services as
cop to Janine. And here it ends. Irritation. I was wanting to see Alex and
Janine get it on, I know it'll be good.
Lacy Rose has no lines and no sex scenes in this. She does appear nude here
and there as one of the club dancers.
*****
A most excellent offering from Mr. Thomas. 4 1/2 stars. Janine shines here,
I hope she enjoys the work, I'd love to see a lot more of her.
As always, comments, criticism, and corrections accepted gladly.
------
[1] A saw a poster of the new John Leslie movie. Title escapes me, but Sunset
Thomas is apparently the star. I guess it'll be in the stores inside of a
month or so. All right!
Jammer (my fingers are tired) Jim
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