From alt.sex.movies Mon Apr 24 11:22:26 1995
Subject: NEW Buttman review: Buttman's Big Tit Adventure 3
From: Heretic
Date: 4 Jun 1995 22:21:31 -0400
Status: RO
Buttman's Bit Tit Adventure 3
Cream Cocoa, Debbie Dee, Shelby Stone, Rachel Love, P.J. Sparxx,
Eleanna, Tiaz. Joey Silvera, Roscoe Bolwtree, Rocco Siffredi, Some
Brazilian guy, John Stagliano, Bruce 7 cameo. 1995. 140 minutes.
It's hard for me to contain my excitement at finding this video! With
all the crap that's been going on in this group I was about to give up
on ASM + adult films for good. (If I had left, I'm sure I would have
been back as soon as I got my vids from Blowfish-more on these later).
I've been at my parent's house for a couple weeks and have consequently
had a lack of access to "new" porn. I did have a dub (sorry John) of
Face Dance II so I was able to keep my sanity and watching it on a 20+
inch TV versus my usual 9 inch that I have here was very nice. Frankly
I think I'm missing out BIG time by watching on such a small set. I
guess I'll have to rewatch all of Buttman's stuff when I get a bigger
TV set. What a chore! :-)
I believe this is the first Buttman video of 1995. I know I was
wondering "where the hell is a new video" for the majority of this
year. Well it has finally arrived and it was well worth the wait. The
theme of obviously big busoms, natural ones. Thought it has been
alleged that P.J. had a boob job, her accusers have been so far unable
to substantiate their claims. They certainly look fine to me. John
says on the back of the box something to the effect "I know she doesn't
have really big tits and doesn't really belong in this movie but I've
been dying to use her for years...."
With that out of the way, all the breasts in here are real. Is John
psychic or something? No, he just know what we (his fans) like.
Narratively it's similar to Buttfreak, in that there is the sort of
underlying story inter-cut with scenes from various locales.
We begin with John in his office and having to do work and not being
able to shoot butts. Apparently the more successful you are, the more
paper work for Bruce you have to do over at the Angel empire. Anyway,
P.J. is there to keep John in line, complete with riding crop and short
skirt. After telling John to get to work, she gives John a brief
tease. What an ass!!
Then it's on to Houston, Texas where John is shows up Cream Cocoa, a
delicious looking black girl with a beautiful face and huge breasts.
He's just showing her the hotel room for a surprise party for Dario or
something. She briefs shows her breasts and ass.
Next we're in the car outside the Astrodome with Dario. John tells
Dario about all the great "titty bars" in Houston. Of course Dario
wants to go, but John insists that they see the Astrodome first. Can
you guess what happens next? They spot a girl! How many times have we
seen this? Well it's _not_ getting old, unlike Bruce 7's "by the
numbers" Buttslammers stuff. It's Debbie Dee, not to be confused with
Debbie D., aka Debbie Diamond. She's a dirty blonde (that's her hair
color :-) with a large busom. Dario pulls his dick out in public?
Never! :-) They go back to the hotel room? How original! :-) Debbie
has nice large floppy breasts and a voluptuous body to match. She has
a very energetic lengthly (in a good way) scene with Dario. She's very
fun.
Next we're in Brazil with the whacked Joey. They talk football (that's
soccer for you US types) and then spot two girls walking in the park.
Here's some dialogue: John: "That one girl is kind of big. Bruce 7
doesn't like big girls" Joey: "Well that's his problem." It certainly
is! I love big girls. Screw Bruce 7. Unfortunately the girls don't
speak English, John's Portuguese is a bit rusty and Joey scares them
away, so they walk away. John + Joey go to John's Brazilian associate
"Stanley" (who was briefly mentioned in Buttman's Wet Dream). The
girls are there too? Hmmm...never seen that. :-) One of the workers
finds John filming and recognizes him and an outdoor scene in the
Brazilian rain ensues with Joey getting Tiaz and the Brazilian guy
getting Eleanna. Eleanna has incredible huge yet firm breasts. John
says "If you like natural tits, this is the place to be - Brazil"
She's also really voluptuous and her friend isn't bad either. I think
she does anal, but I wasn't sure.
Now we're back in Houston, where Roscoe is relating something that
happened to Dario about a waitress in a restaurant. I guess Dario
pulled his dick out or something. Anyway, Shelby Stone shows up and
she has the most incredible eyes I've seen in a while. WOW! Another
voluptuous babe with big floppy natural breasts in her first video
appearance. Dario makes reference to the breast fucking as being "
real Espanol", the Italian work for Spanish. You'd have to be up on
you sexual slang to realize the "Spanish" sex refers to "titty
fucking". A decent scene.
Now it's back to California where John spots Rachel Love in the park,
gets a look at her and give her his card. He heads back to the office
when P.J. is waiting for him, crop in hand. He starts to get back to
work, but hears some noises coming from the next room. It seems Joey
is licking P.J.'s ass. John closes in to get a better shot but is
discovered. P.J. makes him watch. He whines about never getting
anything. The man _is_ incredible. "Would you be able to film if you
had Zara and Silver in front of you?"
Back to Houston, where be find Roscoe, Dario, Debbie and Cream. John
decides they should have a lap dance contest. Roscoe asks "What's the
prize for them" and John replies "Same as that Face Dance orgy" so it
seems that Face Dance is part of the the Buttman series, sort of. I'll
discuss this another time. Anyway, the guys are unable to keep their
dicks in their pants and John says "We're supposed to be have dancing.
You guys are failing on all the elements of tease." John has made a
tease fan out of me, and I was a little disappointed in the guy's
"greediness?" It's still put. Rocco gets Cream while Debbie sucks off
Roscoe and gives her a facial. No intercourse, which is good or bad
depending on your point of view :-) The scene ends in a double
blow/tit job for Dario and for a moment it looks like he is doing to
have a heart attack or something after orgasm as the girls smother his
dick and face with their mammoth busoms.
Back to the office for the scene I was anticipating (John definitely*
knows how to keep the viewers attention). P.J. is over in Bruce 7's
office, getting her ass beaten with a riding crop. John wants to ask
Bruce about with girl in the park. Bruce replies "John, what day did
you wake up and say you were going to start going tits and stop doing
butts?!?" John replies "Well, I still like butts - P.J.'s been teasing
me with hers all day" He runs back to the office with Bruce gives P.J.
the riding crop and she starts coming after John. Rachel shows up and
John tells her Joey is a director and so we start with a little tease
before working up to a blowjob. P.J. walking in all domineering and a
threeway is in affect. P.J. does give Joey a blowjob, but when it
comes to intercourse, it's condom time. P.J. is very vocal in her
scenes and I wonder how much of it is real :-( Rachel goes anal and
Joey comes on her breasts.
This video was worth the wait. All the girls her I would consider
voluptuous, even P.J. They all have that "little extra" in the
stomach area that I love and some people say "she looks fat" These are
the type of women I like to see: big, natural + voluptuous. Despite
some sarcasm in my review as to the predictability of the scenes, I
have not grown tired of John's "formula". It still works after all
these years, which is more than I can say about others over at the
Angel empire.
Interesting to note is the lack of a just girl/girl scene. P.J. likes
girls, but it seems that Buttman's past few features have foregone this
forumulic contrivance. I'll discuss this further in a future article
on John.
For the time being, suffice it to say I feel John is the greatest
director of the "post-Video Age" period, and this video was like a very
needed breath of fresh air. The man has given be a reason to watching
adult films again. Certainly seeing P.J. in a Buttman film, all natural
breasts, and new girls are enough to earn my highest marks.
Rating: 4/4 (that's not a 4.00)
"Tick tick tock I am the kitchen clock" - PTP
169 “I can arrange all that.” Such Apaches as had not gone back on the war-path returned to the States with the troops; but there were five months more of the outrages of Geronimo and his kind. Then in the summer of the year another man, more fortunate and better fitted to deal with it all, perhaps,—with the tangle of lies and deceptions, cross purposes and trickery,—succeeded where Crook had failed and had been relieved of a task that was beyond him. Geronimo was captured, and was hurried off to a Florida prison with his band, as far as they well could be from the reservation they had refused to accept. And with them were sent other Indians, who had been the friends and helpers of the government for years, and who had run great risks to help or to obtain peace. But the memory and gratitude of governments is become a proverb. The southwest settled down to enjoy its safety. The troops rested upon the laurels they had won, the superseded general went on with his work in another field far away to the north. The new general, the saviour of the land, was heaped[Pg 305] with honor and praise, and the path of civilization was laid clear. Parliament met on the 10th of January, 1765. The resentment of the Americans had reached the ears of the Ministry and the king, yet both continued determined to proceed. In the interviews which Franklin and the other agents had with the Ministers, Grenville begged them to point to any other tax that would be more agreeable to the colonists than the stamp-duty; but they without any real legal grounds drew the line between levying custom and imposing an inland tax. Grenville paid no attention to these representations. Fifty-five resolutions, prepared by a committee of ways and means, were laid by him on the table of the House of Commons at an early day of the Session, imposing on America nearly the same stamp-duties as were already in practical operation in England. These resolutions being adopted, were embodied in a bill; and when it was introduced to the House, it was received with an apathy which betrayed on all hands the profoundest ignorance of its importance. Burke, who was a spectator of the debates in both Houses, in a speech some years afterwards, stated that he never heard a more languid debate than that in the Commons. Only two or three persons spoke against the measure and that with great composure. There was but one division in the whole progress of the Bill, and the minority did not reach to more than thirty-nine or forty. In the Lords, he said, there was, to the best of his recollection, neither division nor debate! His cheek paled for an instant as the thought obtruded that the man might resist and he have to really shoot him. "Good, the old man's goin' to take the grub out to 'em himself," thought the Deacon with relief. "He'll be easy to manage. No need o' shootin' him." "Them that we shot?" said Shorty carelessly, feeling around for his tobacco to refill his pipe. "Nothin'. I guess we've done enough for 'em already." John Dodd, twenty-seven years old, master, part of the third generation, arranged his chair carefully so that it faced the door of the Commons Room, letting the light from the great window illumine the back of his head. He clasped his hands in his lap in a single, nervous gesture, never noticing that the light gave him a faint saintlike halo about his feathery hair. His companion took another chair, set it at right angles to Dodd's and gave it long and thoughtful consideration, as if the act of sitting down were something new and untried. "Besides," Norma said desperately, "they're only rumors—" "Oh, I've found a way of gitting shut of them rootses—thought of it while I wur working at the trees. I'm going to blast 'em out." During the next ten years the farm went forward by strides. Reuben bought seven more acres of Boarzell in '59, and fourteen in '60. He also bought a horse-rake, and threshed by machinery. He was now a topic in every public-house from Northiam to Rye. His success and the scant trouble he took to conciliate those about him had made him disliked. Unprosperous farmers[Pg 124] spoke windily of "spoiling his liddle game." Ditch and Ginner even suggested to Vennal that they should club together and buy thirty acres or so of the Moor themselves, just to spite him. However, money was too precious to throw away even on such an object, especially as everyone felt sure that Backfield would sooner or later "bust himself" in his dealings with Boarzell. "Let's go home," she said faintly—"it's getting late."