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From: [email protected] (Peter van Aarle)
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Subject: Review: Cheerleader Nurses
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Ok, I finally watched a few movies again which a) are worth reviewing and
b) haven't been reviewed in detail yet.
So without further ado (there's enough off-topic text to be found on asm
these days), I give you:
Cheerleader Nurses (VCA Platinum 1993, dir: Bionca)
cast: Tiffany Minx, Melanie Moore, Lacy Rose, Crystal Wilder, Alex
Jordan,
Sharon Kane, Rebecca Bardoux, Kiss, Nikki Sinn, Shawnee Cates, Bionca,
Nikki Sinn, Stacy Nichols and Debi Diamond.
Joey Silvera, Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Terry Thomas and Ron Jeremy.
So this isn't the run-of-the-mill 5 scene formula-porn one-day wonder we
are all familiar with.
That doesn't mean it's a porn movie with a very highly developed plot,
either ;-)
However it is a movie which tries to combine hot sex scenes with (usually
fairly short) interludes of dialog (most of it wacky).
The technical quality of the video is good, so you can at least see what's
up (pun intended ;-)
This movie starts with student-nurse Mary Jane (Tiffany Minx) sucking off
patient Randy Spears on his hospital bed. He reciprocates with a few licks
before screwing her. Even though this scene is short, Tif is always worth
watching.
Then we go on to the credits, followed by a card introducing us to the
"Burton Allen Institute of Nursing, Air Hostessing, Cheerleading, Culinary
Arts, Exotic Dancing, Massage, Super Runway Modeling and Car Wash
Management, etc." (BTW, one of the dialogs explains why the Car Wash
Management part of the curiculum: this is so they can have a co-ed school
[although we never see any male students ;-] and have basketball- and
footbal-programs for the cheerleaders to cheer for).
Next we see one of the senior nurses, Mary Ellen (Melanie Moore) welcome
new student nurse Mary Lou (Crystal Wilder). Nurse Mary Katherine (Alex
Jordan) as usual get the job of showing her around. So Alex immediately
takes her into an empty room where she proceeds to "break her in" in a very
nice lesbian scene.
Then Melanie Moore introduces Crystal to the other girls in the dormroom:
dr. Mary Ann (Sharon Kane, who hangs out with the nurses instead of the
oversexed doctors), and nurses Mary Alice (Debi Diamond), Mary Jo (Lacy
Rose), Mary Sue (Kiss), Mary Beth (Stacy Nichols, the only 3 seconds we see
her in the movie. But there always the sequel...), Mary Jane (Tiffany
Minx), Mary Frances (Nikki Sinn), Dancing Fox (Shawnee Cates, "an American
Native girl") and Mavis (Bionca). Meanwhile doctor Elvis T. Melble (Joey
Silvera) and dr. Izzy Quisling (Ron Jeremy, in a non-sex role) visit two
new patients: Jon Dough and Terry Thomas, who both complain that they want
a single room. But when new girl Crystal is sent in to look after them,
they both decide to skip lunch and have her instead. They go for a sandwich
(aka DP) and end with a big double facial.
Later Lacy Rose and Bionca are fooling around on their bed when Malenie
Moore comes in with a girl (Rebecca Bardoux) she's found. Since her name is
Mary Kaye, Mel thinks she might be suitable for student nurse. The other
two agree and decide to give her an examination. After all 3 nurses gang up
on Rebecca, Lacy, Bionca and a strap-on pair up, as do Rebecca and Melanie.
That night during the graveyard shift Debi Diamond and Bionca start kissing
when dr. Joey comes in. He asks Bionca to come with him and asks her to
show him how to become a lesbian. So after an extensive session of
cunnilingus, followed by anallingus, Bionca rewards Joey with a fuck.
The final scene has the staff give patient Randy Spears some special
treatment. This consists of Sharon Kane, Melanie, Kiss, Nikki Sinn and
Shawnee Cates all ganging up on him. This scene includes Randy telling them
to all line up in the doggy position so he can give them all a turn.
That's the end of the movie, but we do get some previews of the sequel
which will include an all-girl orgy involving lots of plastic instruments
being inserted into assholes.
All in all it's an enjoyable flick (especially so if you like g/g action,
since there is a lot of that), but you can easily see they shot this and
the sequel in one go: Debi Diamond doesn't even do more than show her tits
here, and Stacy Nichols doesn't even go that far.
And to try and give this a standard rating (I don't like giving ratings,
it's way to subjective and even depends on what you saw before this
movie...) on that Imperator scale of 0-4, I'd say 3.25
Peter van Aarle ([email protected] / [email protected])
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