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From: [email protected] (ChrisM7204)
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Subject: Icewoman 2
Date: 22 Jan 1995 00:28:15 -0500
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Here's my first effort at providing this group with a review. Any feedback
on my effort, positive or negative, would be nice, but certainly not
necessary.
Icewoman 2
Cast: Ashlyn Gere, Steve Drake, Deborah Wells, Krysti Lynn, Tom Byron,
Tony Tedeschi, Brittany O'Connell and Lili Xene. From Vivid.
Scene 1: Quickie in the past in a cave. Caveman (Byron) kisses Cavewoman
(Xene?). Licks breast. Licks pussy. Gets shit kicked out of him by Drake.
Lasts about 3 minutes. Long enough to see what a great body Xene has.
Interlude: Cavewoman ends up in Dr.s (Drake) lab in modern day. Dr. thinks
he's caveman from past. Ashlyn wants attention from Dr. but Dr. wants
cavewoman. Ashlyn trades place with Cavewoman.
Scene 2: Blonde (Lynn) comes in to lab to see Dr. but sees Cavewoman
(Gere) instead. She remarks how beautiful she is and sticks a dildo in
her. After a few minutes with dildo they share a nice kiss, have a little
tit-on-tit rubbing then move into a 69. Dr comes in and wonders where the
real cavewoman is. Dr. Assistant finds her.
Scene 3: Electricity goes out so Dr. has to have dick sucked by Kristi.
His assistant Tony also has to be blown. This is to generate heat for
Icewoman or some lame thing. Kristi is a wonderful looking dick-sucker.
Other Dr. Assistant (O'Connell) comes in to help with Tony's dick. Boring.
No intercourse or cum shots.
Scene 4: Caveman (Byron) finds Ashlyn!? They fuck and suck. Weak cum
scene. Ashlyn tries to put out but she's not interested.
Scene 5: Cavewoman brought to life. They retro back in time (what?). Many
scenes shown. Tony and Xene. Drake and O'Connell. Anal scene between Drake
and O'Connell. Lynn and O'Connell masturbating. Cavewoman playing with
herself. All five together. Facial at end from Drake to whoever. Yawn.
Miscellaneous comments. Music from House of Dreams played in Scene 5. None
of the girls had boob jobs (assuming Gere is natural). Does Vivid make any
movie that's worth a buck?
I can't recommend this movie. It was boring. The music was, of course,
horrible. The story made absolutely no sense. I do not recommend buying
this movie. Rent only if nothing else is on the rack.
Later,
Chris
169 “I can arrange all that.” Such Apaches as had not gone back on the war-path returned to the States with the troops; but there were five months more of the outrages of Geronimo and his kind. Then in the summer of the year another man, more fortunate and better fitted to deal with it all, perhaps,—with the tangle of lies and deceptions, cross purposes and trickery,—succeeded where Crook had failed and had been relieved of a task that was beyond him. Geronimo was captured, and was hurried off to a Florida prison with his band, as far as they well could be from the reservation they had refused to accept. And with them were sent other Indians, who had been the friends and helpers of the government for years, and who had run great risks to help or to obtain peace. But the memory and gratitude of governments is become a proverb. The southwest settled down to enjoy its safety. The troops rested upon the laurels they had won, the superseded general went on with his work in another field far away to the north. The new general, the saviour of the land, was heaped[Pg 305] with honor and praise, and the path of civilization was laid clear. Parliament met on the 10th of January, 1765. The resentment of the Americans had reached the ears of the Ministry and the king, yet both continued determined to proceed. In the interviews which Franklin and the other agents had with the Ministers, Grenville begged them to point to any other tax that would be more agreeable to the colonists than the stamp-duty; but they without any real legal grounds drew the line between levying custom and imposing an inland tax. Grenville paid no attention to these representations. Fifty-five resolutions, prepared by a committee of ways and means, were laid by him on the table of the House of Commons at an early day of the Session, imposing on America nearly the same stamp-duties as were already in practical operation in England. These resolutions being adopted, were embodied in a bill; and when it was introduced to the House, it was received with an apathy which betrayed on all hands the profoundest ignorance of its importance. Burke, who was a spectator of the debates in both Houses, in a speech some years afterwards, stated that he never heard a more languid debate than that in the Commons. Only two or three persons spoke against the measure and that with great composure. There was but one division in the whole progress of the Bill, and the minority did not reach to more than thirty-nine or forty. In the Lords, he said, there was, to the best of his recollection, neither division nor debate! His cheek paled for an instant as the thought obtruded that the man might resist and he have to really shoot him. "Good, the old man's goin' to take the grub out to 'em himself," thought the Deacon with relief. "He'll be easy to manage. No need o' shootin' him." "Them that we shot?" said Shorty carelessly, feeling around for his tobacco to refill his pipe. "Nothin'. I guess we've done enough for 'em already." John Dodd, twenty-seven years old, master, part of the third generation, arranged his chair carefully so that it faced the door of the Commons Room, letting the light from the great window illumine the back of his head. He clasped his hands in his lap in a single, nervous gesture, never noticing that the light gave him a faint saintlike halo about his feathery hair. His companion took another chair, set it at right angles to Dodd's and gave it long and thoughtful consideration, as if the act of sitting down were something new and untried. "Besides," Norma said desperately, "they're only rumors—" "Oh, I've found a way of gitting shut of them rootses—thought of it while I wur working at the trees. I'm going to blast 'em out." During the next ten years the farm went forward by strides. Reuben bought seven more acres of Boarzell in '59, and fourteen in '60. He also bought a horse-rake, and threshed by machinery. He was now a topic in every public-house from Northiam to Rye. His success and the scant trouble he took to conciliate those about him had made him disliked. Unprosperous farmers[Pg 124] spoke windily of "spoiling his liddle game." Ditch and Ginner even suggested to Vennal that they should club together and buy thirty acres or so of the Moor themselves, just to spite him. However, money was too precious to throw away even on such an object, especially as everyone felt sure that Backfield would sooner or later "bust himself" in his dealings with Boarzell. "Let's go home," she said faintly—"it's getting late."