From alt.sex.movies Mon Apr 24 11:22:26 1995
Subject: REVIEW: "The Key To Love"
From: [email protected] (Jo E.)
Date: 4 Jun 1995 11:20:05 -0500
Status: RO
THE KEY TO LOVE
director: Jim Enright, 1992. Zane
cast: Alicyn Sterling, Mona Lisa, Heidi Kat, Dallas St.Claire,
Peter North, T.T. Boy, Jonathan Morgan.
Sex scenes:
1. Alicyn Sterling + T.T. Boy.
2. Heidi Kat, Dallas St.Claire + Peter North.
3. Alicyn Sterling + Dallas St.Claire.
4. Heidi Kat + T.T. Boy.
5. Mona Lisa + Jonathan Morgan.
The setting is a party (whose party, we don't know) and the guests
are scattered all over the place having sex. Simple setup? Yes. Effective?
No. What we get are average sexings, but Alicyn's the hottest of the women
here. She starts the movie off with T.T. on a bed which everyone's coats are
laying around on. Probably the hottest scene of the movie with a fair
cumshot. Suddenly, geeky party guest Jonathan (he usually has the geeky
roles anyhow) sneaks into the room and tries to find his keys, but can't.
Luckily, Alicyn and T.T. finished up before he entered the room or we
probably would have had a trite threeway.
Heidi and Dallas fondle Peter as they snuggle up on a couch together.
They slip out of their clothes and into eachother. Fairly well shot and very
well lit scene, highlighted by the two girls getting together at the end,
face to face, and catching Peter's load. They probably didn't eat much at
the party, because they sure were starving for it!
Dallas then enters a bathroom where Alicyn is taking a bath and these
two get into a ho-hum g/g scene. Dallas is a little on the chubby side and
Alicyn's bad boob job get in the way of what could have been a much hotter
scene, but is interrupted by Jonathan who is still trying to find his keys.
Heidi and T.T. pair off together on the same bed as scene one. For
those who only like natural breasts, Heidi is pre-boob job here and puts in
an average performance.
Finally, Jonathan bumps into roving party guest Mona who takes his
mind off his key-finding worries by taking off his clothes and getting into
a little 'so-what' sex on the same couch as scene two. The way this movie
ends is so cheesy, you just want to shoot the writer (whom I forgot his/her
name.. could have been Raven Touchstone or Cash Markman). Jonathan finally
does find his keys... deep inside of Mona's bowels. He sticks his arm deep
inside her and pulls out at least 5 different objects before pulling out
the keys. No, no stupid special effects here. Just Mona's front and
Jonathan just slipping his arm underneath her, as if putting it inside her.
Hands down on story, hands up on the sex, which could have been much hotter
in spots.
169 “I can arrange all that.” Such Apaches as had not gone back on the war-path returned to the States with the troops; but there were five months more of the outrages of Geronimo and his kind. Then in the summer of the year another man, more fortunate and better fitted to deal with it all, perhaps,—with the tangle of lies and deceptions, cross purposes and trickery,—succeeded where Crook had failed and had been relieved of a task that was beyond him. Geronimo was captured, and was hurried off to a Florida prison with his band, as far as they well could be from the reservation they had refused to accept. And with them were sent other Indians, who had been the friends and helpers of the government for years, and who had run great risks to help or to obtain peace. But the memory and gratitude of governments is become a proverb. The southwest settled down to enjoy its safety. The troops rested upon the laurels they had won, the superseded general went on with his work in another field far away to the north. The new general, the saviour of the land, was heaped[Pg 305] with honor and praise, and the path of civilization was laid clear. Parliament met on the 10th of January, 1765. The resentment of the Americans had reached the ears of the Ministry and the king, yet both continued determined to proceed. In the interviews which Franklin and the other agents had with the Ministers, Grenville begged them to point to any other tax that would be more agreeable to the colonists than the stamp-duty; but they without any real legal grounds drew the line between levying custom and imposing an inland tax. Grenville paid no attention to these representations. Fifty-five resolutions, prepared by a committee of ways and means, were laid by him on the table of the House of Commons at an early day of the Session, imposing on America nearly the same stamp-duties as were already in practical operation in England. These resolutions being adopted, were embodied in a bill; and when it was introduced to the House, it was received with an apathy which betrayed on all hands the profoundest ignorance of its importance. Burke, who was a spectator of the debates in both Houses, in a speech some years afterwards, stated that he never heard a more languid debate than that in the Commons. Only two or three persons spoke against the measure and that with great composure. There was but one division in the whole progress of the Bill, and the minority did not reach to more than thirty-nine or forty. In the Lords, he said, there was, to the best of his recollection, neither division nor debate! His cheek paled for an instant as the thought obtruded that the man might resist and he have to really shoot him. "Good, the old man's goin' to take the grub out to 'em himself," thought the Deacon with relief. "He'll be easy to manage. No need o' shootin' him." "Them that we shot?" said Shorty carelessly, feeling around for his tobacco to refill his pipe. "Nothin'. I guess we've done enough for 'em already." John Dodd, twenty-seven years old, master, part of the third generation, arranged his chair carefully so that it faced the door of the Commons Room, letting the light from the great window illumine the back of his head. He clasped his hands in his lap in a single, nervous gesture, never noticing that the light gave him a faint saintlike halo about his feathery hair. His companion took another chair, set it at right angles to Dodd's and gave it long and thoughtful consideration, as if the act of sitting down were something new and untried. "Besides," Norma said desperately, "they're only rumors—" "Oh, I've found a way of gitting shut of them rootses—thought of it while I wur working at the trees. I'm going to blast 'em out." During the next ten years the farm went forward by strides. Reuben bought seven more acres of Boarzell in '59, and fourteen in '60. He also bought a horse-rake, and threshed by machinery. He was now a topic in every public-house from Northiam to Rye. His success and the scant trouble he took to conciliate those about him had made him disliked. Unprosperous farmers[Pg 124] spoke windily of "spoiling his liddle game." Ditch and Ginner even suggested to Vennal that they should club together and buy thirty acres or so of the Moor themselves, just to spite him. However, money was too precious to throw away even on such an object, especially as everyone felt sure that Backfield would sooner or later "bust himself" in his dealings with Boarzell. "Let's go home," she said faintly—"it's getting late."