Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies Subject: Review - Hole in One [A silly-cone free film] (long) From: [email protected] (Sleepless in Seattle) Date: Thu, 4 Jan 1996 08:03:21 UTC Prolog - I watched this movie a long time ago and as I recall was not ove rly impressed. At least not enough to immediately write a review. I was g oing to give this away as a present tonight and the lucky recipient was h eld up so I watched it again and the second time through proved more enjo yable. So, I thought I might as well get some words down on paper while I was at it. - Hole in one - Hollywood Video - 1994 - Patrick Garbiras Starring - Tera Heart, Debi Diamond, Michaela Adkins (on the box. in the film she's Makala), VixXxin Guys - Peter North, TT Boy, Jonathan Morgan Plot - An Angel visits Peter North and commands him to build a golf cours e in his house. Peter can't say no (why?) and unknown ladies end up playing on the course before it's finished. Jon Morgan runs around as retarded grounds keeper and TT Boy makes an appearance as an angelic golf pro. Te ra Heart as Pete's wife is not amused but not unwilling to be amused. All in all a good basic sex film with enough laughs to break the monotony an d some outstanding and unique things going for it. For more detail on what I think should have been done, read on. Rating for those who can't wait: 3.2 Scene List Pete North - Tera Heart Jonathan Morgan - Michaela Adkins (?) Peter North - Debi Diamond,VixXxin (?) Debi Diamond- Michaela Adkins TT Boy - Tera Heart Pete and Tera do a wake up and fuck in bed before Pete starts building the course. Tera looks wonderfully natural here. No make up, short dark hair, sweet, natural breasts, a classical hourglass shape with a nice looking butt. She starts with a good blow job then mounts Pete for an energetic cowgirl. Halfway through she removes her lace teddy and we see good shots of her nice tits , well at least when Pete isn't firmly holding both of them (damn it). They switch to a doggy and we get nice side shots of Tera and her swinging breasts. She turns to take a full force Pete loaddirectly in the chops (mouth firmly closed though ). We cut to the Kitchen where Pete is laying out the "club-house." In comes Candy (Michaela Adkins?), who, when asked, tell everyone she's the "easy cocktailwaitress " and Jonathan Morgan the groundskeeper enters. After Jonathan explains what he's doing, Tera loses her head and leaves with Pete in pursuit and Jon and Michaela fuck. If this is Michaela, she's a petite blonde with a nice body, natural breasts, and a tattoo on her left ankle. They start with a blow job for Jon and she does an above average job of power sucking him. They move directly to missionary on a tabletop where we get lovely shots of her body and smallish, but very nice, breasts. They change to a standing reverse cowgirl (Jon seated) where we get more good full body shots. She kneels to take Jon's load but instead of dis charging on her waiting face and open mouth he dribbles on her chest. In the living room Pete and Tera are discussing the golf course on one of the "greens", when in comes two lady golfers, Debi Diamond and VixXxin. They decide that they need to ask if Pete's got any 'woods" they can borrow. He has only one and they decide that, rather than knocking off a golf's balls, they'd like to use it together. If this brunette is VixXxin, she's petite with a nice body and nice natural breasts. She's cuter than Tera is and starts off by giving our Pete a perfunctory kneeling blow job then lying down while he returns the favor. Debi takes off her clothes and lays beside them so VixXxin can finger her pussy and butt while she blows Pete who's eating VixXxin. Confusing, but very nice. VixXxin works a finger in Debi's ass and one in her pussy simultaneously. Once she slips out and both go into the hot puss then, once again damp, the errant finger returns to Debi's ass. Meanwhile Debi is all but swallowing Pete's rod. Pete lays on the floor and after much teasing of Debi by VixXxin us ing Pete's cock, we get an RC from Debi. As always in these early films, Debi looks great and gives a wonderful ride, leaning back on Pete while riding so VixXxin can lick her breasts. After a little confusion during positioning, Debi ends up on the floor being eaten by VixXxin while Pete jacks a bit. VixXxin then lies back for Debi to dine and Pete fucks her mouth. Nice body shots of her here, and she does a great job on Pete's rod too. They switch to Pete doggying VixXxin while she eats Debi but she can't keep it up as Pete bangs her lovely behind hard. So, Debi holds VixX xin's head onto her breast and fingers herself instead. Finally the girls lay side by side and kiss while Pete downloads on VixXxin's face which Debi promptly licks off before cleaning up Pete's rod. A very good scene. Up in the hall the girls all come together for a minute and we look like having a four-way g/g/g/g but Tera leaves for the pool and VixXen departs as well, leaving the easy cocktail waitress and Debi to get it on. Debi tounges her way up and down Michaela before turning to get rimmed by her. Michaela eats her from the back with a lot of attention to her ass the n turns her around to feed at the Y. Debi breaks a strap on out of the go lf bag and sucks it a bit before she has Michaela don it. Michaela fucks Debi's face with the strap on before pulling her legs back by her head and doing an overhead fuck on Debi's beautiful butt. (Nice camera angle here) Debi holds this position well while being seriously rodded by the pet ite blond. Debi does some toe sucking while working her way underneath the little blond. The dildo never leaves the pussy as Debi ends up in a standing doggy for Michaela. The dildo is removed and Debi is eaten and eager fingers the blond while she sucks on the handle of a golf club. (Just where do the guys who write this stuff come up with theses ideas? A golf club? Really?) Debi then rolls onto her back while the strap on is used on her lovely puss again, first from on top then reverse cowgirl. By this time I was a bit bored with the scene. If the girls weren't so good to loo k at I would have moved on. The girls then sit side by side holding the golf clubs and masturbating a little. Michaela lets one foot fall between Debi's thighs and uses it to rub the clit a bit. There's more fingering and rubbing and good shots of the girls and they end up sitting in a cuddle well satisfied. At this point TT Boy arrives. Turns out he was the Angel (yeah right) who told Pete to build the golf course in his house. There's apparently a 1000 year wait for a tee time in heaven and TT Boy couldn't / wouldn't wai t. He plays through out to the pool where he finds Tera, now made up a little and looking good in a very non-slutty swim suit. I say this because it caught my eye how everyday looking the suit was and how good she looked in it. Anyway they do as usual get it on here. After some kissing and fondling, they start with a blow job for TT. Tera does a good job on him before TT mounts her for a seated missionary. They switch to standing doggy with one of her legs up on the chair We get some good shot from under neath of her nice natural breasts swinging as she gets bonked by TT. TT pulls and pops on her sweet little butt and she turns and sucks him a bit to clean him up and finish him off. As I said, a 3.2 on the Imperator's scale. A worthy rental and a potential buy if you like Ms Diamond (who actually got more film time than the "s tar" ), Tera Heart or the interesting Michaela Adkins. The positive aspects included a complete absence of silly-cones. Every lady had lovely natural breasts. Sizes varied but I was once again reminded what an abomination to the world's most beautiful asset (women) a silicone or saline pouch can be. Additionally, the film had Debi ( I love to fuck in about every manner) Diamond. This was shot before any drastic weight loss and most of the tattoos. We are blessed with views of wonderful body frequently and in many positions. Tera Heart reminded me a little of Valerie Bertanelli. She looked natural and edible throughout though her breasts looked like they may have lost a little tone. I never did figure out whether Makala (or Michaela Adkins) was the blond as I assumed or not. If so, she was a treat as the "easy cocktail waitress." A running gag throughout the video. The other lady, VixXxin, was a petite brunette who reminded me a lot of Nicole Lace; great ass, natural breasts, and a pretty face surrounded by a mane of long dark hair. She saw only limited exposure in the film but what she did was noteworthy. If anyone knows, I'd appreciate their he lp in sorting it out. The film's faults were based around a poor script idea, an over reliance on straight sex, and a lesbian scene that went on a bit too long for me. There were lots of good full body shots of all the girls and enough of the other shots for those who like the close up view. Does anyone know if Patrick Garbiras did anymore movies? The script would have worked better if done outside. It would also have provided a better platform for the lovely women involved. The sex could have included at least one anal since the ever ready Debi was at hand and it seemed the next logical step on more than one occasion and with more th an one lady come to that. All we got in this area was a couple of VixXxin 's fingers in the edible butt of our Debi. The other ladies had superior equipment and would have been a treat to watch but, I don't necessarily think it a requirement that all ladies do anal. The lesbian scene had some good work in it but drug a bit and would have been better, IMHO of course, if Tera or VixXxin had joined in and added variety. Still Debi was in it and did some interesting turns. Standard personal information about MOI and a disclaimer follows. This review is of course my copyright and if you steal from it without credit you are obviously an unworthy person who parentage is in doubt. Having said that; read this. I am a leg and ass man. I like nice, natural breasts, but large ones are not essential and if they are not pleasing to look at a distraction. I like enthusiastic, smiling ladies who are treated decently by the men. The ladies need not be beautiful but they must be pleasing to look at and enjoy their work. The most beautiful woman who scowls or looks as though she could be having as much fun reading plumbers weekly, is a waste of time. I follow the Imperator's lead with regard to honesty in packaging, cast lists, and the need to treat the customer with respect. I always try to take the movies for what they are rather than what they pretend to be. I use the Imperial Scale for Rating. It is posted in the Imperator's reviews and I will not reproduce it here. My review and rating should be considered with these things in mind. --****ATTENTION****--****ATTENTION****--****ATTENTION****--***ATTENTION*** Your e-mail reply to this message WILL be *automatically* ANONYMIZED. Please, report inappropriate use to [email protected] For information (incl. non-anon reply) write to [email protected] If you have any problems, address them to [email protected]
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