In the early '90s it seemed that Vivid Video made a lot of movies that
featured one actress as the 'loop girl'; she would introduce the movie by
talking about herself and what gets her off, she'd usually be masturbating
with a dildo then introduce other couples to us engaging in ho-hum sex, all
with no connection to eachother. After each scene is over, we go back to the
loop girl, who usually doesn't look any more excited than when we last saw
her and she goes on with words that you can tell are being read from a script.
What "Tropic Of Kahlia" fails to provide in heat, it makes up for with genuine
enthusiasm (but barely). Ok, perhaps there is a bit of genuine heat, but it
becomes lost with all the looping.
When you read the movie box for this one, you'll find the names P.J. Sparxx,
Deidre Holland, Jon Dough and Nick East listed (who aren't even in the movie).
Only three names from the real cast are actually there. An attractive photo
of Kahlia posing among some bamboo sticks and wearing a flower in her hair is
probably the only strong point this movie has going for it (and for those of
you who haven't seen Kahlia, she's a slim Hawaiian girl with extremely small
breasts and shoulder length curly hair, who is kind of cute overall). Upon
reading the back cover, you find out that Kahlia's name means 'sensuality'.
She is more sensual than aggressive and thankfully she shows emotion in her
scenes rather than just laying there quietly and looking bored.
Looking at the front cover again, you'll notice "Vivid presents an island
fantasy" written at the top. Besides deceiving us on who's actually starring
in it, this whole movie doesn't really take place on an island. I think THAT
was Vivid's fantasy. Kahlia's loop scenes take place outdoors and she's
sitting on a patio chair. In the background we do see an ocean but that's
about it (we do see the ocean first during the opening credits). Other than
that, two scenes appear indoors and the other two outdoors (one on a tennis
court and the other in a gazebo, which is situated right near the water so I
guess this counts, too).
Without further ado, here's my review.
TROPIC OF KAHLIA
director: Nancy Nemo, 1991 Vivid
rating: 1.15
- Kahlia (introduction)
- Kahlia (anal), Cal Jammer
- Kahlia, Leanna Foxx
- Madison, Biff Malibu
- Racquel Darrian, Derek Lane
- Kahlia (masturbation)
Kahlia introduces the movie by telling us (through narration) that she loves
the outdoors. She sits there with a dildo and massages her pussy over her
bikini. She says she loves the sky and the birds and the trees and that
there are so many things you can do outside. Her favorite thing of all is
getting her body all worked up and perspiring. She says that after a long
set of tennis, she gets so hot that she has to cool herself down with
whomever she's with at the time. We cut to a tennis court match with Kahlia
and (the late) Cal Jammer. They're both playing tennis horribly. Cal, who
seems to be playing her instructor or something, picks up two balls and hits
them one after the other. Then they end the game, Kahlia approaches Cal and
he tells her she's not going to learn anything by playing the way she does.
Suddenly he goes up behind her and hugs her tightly. "Say uncle," he tells
her, "Say uncle or I'm gonna take your clothes off" (???). Obviously, they
had to improvise. Kahlia refuses and he says, "Say uncle or I'm gonna fuck
you in the ass". That's exactly what they end up doing.
They start kissing and taking eachother's clothes off. He
starts sucking her boobs then makes his way down to her
pussy, pushing her slightly back as she lays down on a
lawnchair. He licks her clit mildly then slow fingers her.
Stretched out, Kahlia has a nice looking body (no protruding
ribs that makes a body sickly-looking). Then they fuck
missionary style; slowly at first, then picking up the pace.
Next, they fuck doggie style immediately proceeding with
anal sex (Cal having to hold his dick at the base the entire
time he's penetrating). Kahlia seems to enjoy it enough.
Finally (after several minutes of looping), Kahlia goes to
her knees and sticks out her tongue to catch Cal's load.
Most of it misses her face. She grabs his cock and swirls
her tongue around his head then he bends down to kiss her.
Kahlia continues telling us about the outdoors and how some people long for
the freedom of being under a blue sky with the world spread out before them,
to forget the convention of civilization and once again become wild animals.
We cut to a gazebo with Kahlia and Leanna Foxx.
Both girls are tonguing eachother at first, then Leanna
quickly takes off Kahlia's top and tongues her boobs,
flicking her tongue around Kahlia's hard nipples. Kahlia
lays back and Leanna licks her clit and slightly spanks
it, then holds two fingers around her pussy lips and rubs
up and down. Kahlia returns the favor by giving Leanna a
spirited tongue and finger-fuck session. The girls whip
out a dildo with a cockhead on each end and start playing
with it; licking the tips, rubbing it between their boobs,
etc. When they both end up fucking the dildo, Leanna goes
wild and starts screaming (perhaps a little too fake, just
like her large breasts) and right at the climax of things,
the scene fades out. Oh well, at least Leanna looked
pretty the way her hair was styled and both girls seemed
to enjoy themselves.
Kahlia explains that there's something about the warm sunlight and the soft
gentle breeze that can get a girl's hormones in an uproar, that if the mood
is right, you can get a girl to do just about anything you want her to do.
Cut to Madison and Biff Malibu indoors.
The scenario is that Madison (who looks a little trashy
here and is wearing her neck and tongue pierce) is waiting
in a building for Biff (who also looks trashy with a full
blown (fake?) goatee) to finish filming a sex scene. He
enters the room and she tells him how horny she got when
she heard him earlier. They immediately jump eachother.
He sucks her, she sucks him, they dirty talk it half of
the time. Madison does the cowgirl next, eagerly riding
his cock. The pace picks up and they fuck like banshees.
Afterwards, Madison lays on her back and fingers her pussy
while Biff strokes himself off to a cum. When he does, he
showers her pussy and inner thigh. For those of you who
like sleazy sex, this scene may be your cup of tea (just
remember that looping plays a big part in all the scenes).
Discussing more about getting a girl to do whatever you want her to do,
Kahlia tells us that when a couple lay out along the grass and watch clouds
lazily drift by, their thoughts begin to stray towards a more passionate
state and at this point, the guy can pretty much get whatever he wants. Cut
to Racquel Darrian and Derek Lane indoors (on some cheesy-looking porn set).
There's nothing you haven't seen this couple do before.
Racquel has looked better but they do manage to crank out
a scene that is just a tad above ho-hum. Sucking Derek's
cock, Racquel looks determined to please her man. Then
she does a very nice (and nicely captured) RC that lasts
long enough for you to remember about the looping. They
switch to a doggie fuck, bringing down the heat a little
(Derek looks tired as hell) that you may want to FF
through to the finale where she gives him a good handjob
until he shoots a load, but it completely misses her,
only dripping down her hand.
Finishing things off, Kahlia decides she's pretty much said it all and tells
us to go out there and try it. She proceeds by sliding off her bikini bottom
and dildo-fucking herself. She bends over onto the patio chair, showing off
her nice round ass. She screams to orgasm, penetrating herself faster. Then
she sits back down and licks the shiny, silver dildo which you can see has
cum on it. Fade out.
If you can get past the looping and the extremely dull coloring, maybe you'll
be able to sit this one through with a little help from your remote control.
Recommended strictly for Kahlia fans (I think this is the only movie she's
done that has her featured in the title role - meanwhile, I think everyone
else would be asking, "Kahlia who??"), this tape would've done a whole lot
better with more thought put into it (and isn't this the case with many other
videos?). Like I said, there's genuine enthusiasm surfacing each scene but
overall, if this 'tropic' was a destination spot I'd tell you there are tons
of other places much, much hotter.
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169 “I can arrange all that.” Such Apaches as had not gone back on the war-path returned to the States with the troops; but there were five months more of the outrages of Geronimo and his kind. Then in the summer of the year another man, more fortunate and better fitted to deal with it all, perhaps,—with the tangle of lies and deceptions, cross purposes and trickery,—succeeded where Crook had failed and had been relieved of a task that was beyond him. Geronimo was captured, and was hurried off to a Florida prison with his band, as far as they well could be from the reservation they had refused to accept. And with them were sent other Indians, who had been the friends and helpers of the government for years, and who had run great risks to help or to obtain peace. But the memory and gratitude of governments is become a proverb. The southwest settled down to enjoy its safety. The troops rested upon the laurels they had won, the superseded general went on with his work in another field far away to the north. The new general, the saviour of the land, was heaped[Pg 305] with honor and praise, and the path of civilization was laid clear. Parliament met on the 10th of January, 1765. The resentment of the Americans had reached the ears of the Ministry and the king, yet both continued determined to proceed. In the interviews which Franklin and the other agents had with the Ministers, Grenville begged them to point to any other tax that would be more agreeable to the colonists than the stamp-duty; but they without any real legal grounds drew the line between levying custom and imposing an inland tax. Grenville paid no attention to these representations. Fifty-five resolutions, prepared by a committee of ways and means, were laid by him on the table of the House of Commons at an early day of the Session, imposing on America nearly the same stamp-duties as were already in practical operation in England. These resolutions being adopted, were embodied in a bill; and when it was introduced to the House, it was received with an apathy which betrayed on all hands the profoundest ignorance of its importance. Burke, who was a spectator of the debates in both Houses, in a speech some years afterwards, stated that he never heard a more languid debate than that in the Commons. Only two or three persons spoke against the measure and that with great composure. There was but one division in the whole progress of the Bill, and the minority did not reach to more than thirty-nine or forty. In the Lords, he said, there was, to the best of his recollection, neither division nor debate! His cheek paled for an instant as the thought obtruded that the man might resist and he have to really shoot him. "Good, the old man's goin' to take the grub out to 'em himself," thought the Deacon with relief. "He'll be easy to manage. No need o' shootin' him." "Them that we shot?" said Shorty carelessly, feeling around for his tobacco to refill his pipe. "Nothin'. I guess we've done enough for 'em already." John Dodd, twenty-seven years old, master, part of the third generation, arranged his chair carefully so that it faced the door of the Commons Room, letting the light from the great window illumine the back of his head. He clasped his hands in his lap in a single, nervous gesture, never noticing that the light gave him a faint saintlike halo about his feathery hair. His companion took another chair, set it at right angles to Dodd's and gave it long and thoughtful consideration, as if the act of sitting down were something new and untried. "Besides," Norma said desperately, "they're only rumors—" "Oh, I've found a way of gitting shut of them rootses—thought of it while I wur working at the trees. I'm going to blast 'em out." During the next ten years the farm went forward by strides. Reuben bought seven more acres of Boarzell in '59, and fourteen in '60. He also bought a horse-rake, and threshed by machinery. He was now a topic in every public-house from Northiam to Rye. His success and the scant trouble he took to conciliate those about him had made him disliked. Unprosperous farmers[Pg 124] spoke windily of "spoiling his liddle game." Ditch and Ginner even suggested to Vennal that they should club together and buy thirty acres or so of the Moor themselves, just to spite him. However, money was too precious to throw away even on such an object, especially as everyone felt sure that Backfield would sooner or later "bust himself" in his dealings with Boarzell. "Let's go home," she said faintly—"it's getting late." HoME干别人老婆嗯啊小说
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169 “I can arrange all that.” Such Apaches as had not gone back on the war-path returned to the States with the troops; but there were five months more of the outrages of Geronimo and his kind. Then in the summer of the year another man, more fortunate and better fitted to deal with it all, perhaps,—with the tangle of lies and deceptions, cross purposes and trickery,—succeeded where Crook had failed and had been relieved of a task that was beyond him. Geronimo was captured, and was hurried off to a Florida prison with his band, as far as they well could be from the reservation they had refused to accept. And with them were sent other Indians, who had been the friends and helpers of the government for years, and who had run great risks to help or to obtain peace. But the memory and gratitude of governments is become a proverb. The southwest settled down to enjoy its safety. The troops rested upon the laurels they had won, the superseded general went on with his work in another field far away to the north. The new general, the saviour of the land, was heaped[Pg 305] with honor and praise, and the path of civilization was laid clear. Parliament met on the 10th of January, 1765. The resentment of the Americans had reached the ears of the Ministry and the king, yet both continued determined to proceed. In the interviews which Franklin and the other agents had with the Ministers, Grenville begged them to point to any other tax that would be more agreeable to the colonists than the stamp-duty; but they without any real legal grounds drew the line between levying custom and imposing an inland tax. Grenville paid no attention to these representations. Fifty-five resolutions, prepared by a committee of ways and means, were laid by him on the table of the House of Commons at an early day of the Session, imposing on America nearly the same stamp-duties as were already in practical operation in England. These resolutions being adopted, were embodied in a bill; and when it was introduced to the House, it was received with an apathy which betrayed on all hands the profoundest ignorance of its importance. Burke, who was a spectator of the debates in both Houses, in a speech some years afterwards, stated that he never heard a more languid debate than that in the Commons. Only two or three persons spoke against the measure and that with great composure. There was but one division in the whole progress of the Bill, and the minority did not reach to more than thirty-nine or forty. In the Lords, he said, there was, to the best of his recollection, neither division nor debate! His cheek paled for an instant as the thought obtruded that the man might resist and he have to really shoot him. "Good, the old man's goin' to take the grub out to 'em himself," thought the Deacon with relief. "He'll be easy to manage. No need o' shootin' him." "Them that we shot?" said Shorty carelessly, feeling around for his tobacco to refill his pipe. "Nothin'. I guess we've done enough for 'em already." John Dodd, twenty-seven years old, master, part of the third generation, arranged his chair carefully so that it faced the door of the Commons Room, letting the light from the great window illumine the back of his head. He clasped his hands in his lap in a single, nervous gesture, never noticing that the light gave him a faint saintlike halo about his feathery hair. His companion took another chair, set it at right angles to Dodd's and gave it long and thoughtful consideration, as if the act of sitting down were something new and untried. "Besides," Norma said desperately, "they're only rumors—" "Oh, I've found a way of gitting shut of them rootses—thought of it while I wur working at the trees. I'm going to blast 'em out." During the next ten years the farm went forward by strides. Reuben bought seven more acres of Boarzell in '59, and fourteen in '60. He also bought a horse-rake, and threshed by machinery. He was now a topic in every public-house from Northiam to Rye. His success and the scant trouble he took to conciliate those about him had made him disliked. Unprosperous farmers[Pg 124] spoke windily of "spoiling his liddle game." Ditch and Ginner even suggested to Vennal that they should club together and buy thirty acres or so of the Moor themselves, just to spite him. However, money was too precious to throw away even on such an object, especially as everyone felt sure that Backfield would sooner or later "bust himself" in his dealings with Boarzell. "Let's go home," she said faintly—"it's getting late." HoME干别人老婆嗯啊小说
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