Date sent: Thu, 8 Aug 1996 00:33:10 -0400 (EDT)
From: Joey Markham
Subject: REVIEW: "On The Run"
Who wasn't expecting a porn spoof of the hit film Thelma & Louise? I know
Vivid's already done it, but this time around Sin City lets Buck Adams try
his hand at it. Many of Buck's movies (of late - say, from 1992 to the
present) usually contain guns or drugs or fast cars, but there's only one
gun in this movie so I'd say this is one of his tamer releases (storyline-wise
anyway; this and his "Babewatch" series). The sex is hot and puts the weak
parody aside (not that you'll rent this movie only to see how close it comes
to the original, right? :-). Rebecca Wild gets top billing, but Jordan Lee's
the real star getting three out of five scenes. She really gets into her
scenes and is quite vocal (although sounding a lot as if in pain). But
Rebecca's no slouch here either. Think you've seen Tom Byron, T.T. Boy or
Ron Jeremy in every single movie out there? You won't find them here.
Another thing you won't find is anal sex (much less a d.p.), but with simple
sex performed with as much enthusiasm as this cast emits you can leave those
specific themes 'behind' (no pun intended :-).
ON THE RUN
director: Buck Adams, 1994 Sin City
cast: Rebecca Wild, Jordan Lee, Sally Layd (=Mustang Sally Layd), Kyle Stone,
Steven St.Croix, Alex Sanders, Buck Adams, Tony Tedeschi (nonsex)
rating: 2.85/4.00
sex scenes:
- Sally Layd, Kyle Stone
- Rebecca Wild, Jordan Lee
- Jordan Lee, Alex Sanders
- Jordan Lee, Steven St.Croix
- Rebecca Wild, Buck Adams
We open up on Velma (Rebecca Wild) and Leezy (Jordan Lee) sitting in a bar,
drinking. Leezy asks Velma if her husband Derek (Kyle Stone) is lightening
up on her lately. Velma says he is, but that he still doesn't want her to
get a job because he thinks that a woman's place is at home. Then Leezy asks
why he's letting her out to the bars and Velma tells her he thinks she's at
sewing class. Impressed with her little white lie, Leezy says, "Sounds like
you're finally learning the tricks to a happy marriage". "That's because I
got a good teacher," replies Velma, "even if you aren't married". When asked
why she's never been married, Leezy tells her friend that she's broken up
enough marriages in her time that she doesn't need to try it for herself.
Then she mentions she's got a pretty good thing going with her boyfriend
Bobby (Steven St.Croix) that she doesn't want to screw it up by tying the
knot. Velma changes the subject to asking Leezy about a trip she had planned
for the two of them. Leezy tells her she wants them to go upstate for a
little while to put some distance between them and their men. Velma decides
to give Derek a call to see if it was ok by him, so she heads for a payphone.
Over at Velma's house, Derek is laying on his bed somewhat depressed. He's
visited by a woman named Darlene (Sally Layd) who comforts him and says, "I'm
really sorry about your wife. It's really sad.. you know, her dyin' and
all..". Derek continues with his charade by speaking softly as if to hide
the pain (perhaps he's been taught a few lessons from Leezy). Darlene relates
to how he's feeling, telling him that her sister died many years ago and also
talks about a goldfish that died as well. He tells her that a little hug
might make him feel better and she lays next to him on the bed. Cutting right
to his chase, Derek starts to kiss her and suddenly they are both out of their
depressive states.
(SCENE 1): After a lot of kissing to warm themselves up, Kyle starts kissing
Sally's breasts through her bra. Then she eagerly gives him a blowjob, does
some good deep throat action (but doesn't quite put Jeanna Fine's or Debi
Diamond's talents for that to shame) and licks and sucks his balls. She comes
up for a few more kisses and he turns her over on her side so he can lick her
pussy. She starts to get a nasty look in her eyes when he sticks two fingers
inside of her. Then they do a hot mish, a doggie (with light spanking), a hot
reverse cowgirl, then Sally lays on her side as Kyle plows into her from behind
(not quite a spoon because he's positioned upwards). To end the scene, Kyle
jerks himself off in Sally's mouth and she seems to swallow most of it, letting
a bit of it ooze down her chin.
While they relax and catch their breaths, the phone rings and Derek answers it.
After hearing her out, he furiously tells Velma on the other line that she
can't go out on a trip with Leezy. They hang up the phone on bad terms and
when Darlene asks who that was, Derek tells her it was his sister.
Velma heads back to the bar depressed and Leezy tells her she should learn to
stand up to Derek or else he'll always walk all over her. So Velma goes home
to have a talk with him. When she finds Darlene's panties stuffed in his jean
pocket, she gets angry and tells him she's going on the trip regardless of what
he thinks. Then she tells him if she finds anymore women's clothing around the
house that doesn't belong to her, he can kiss his ass goodbye.
Once Velma returns to the bar, she tells Leezy that she found out Derek's been
fucking another woman. All Leezy has to say is, "Well, I guess this means
you're going on our little trip". "You're damn straight I am!", says Velma,
"This calls for a celebration". They order a couple of more shots. The girls
are interrupted by a guy sitting close to them. Velma approaches him and he
introduces himself as Buster Davenport (played by some extra). They take a
liking to eachother and he invites her outside to take a look at his camper
truck. They step out and seconds later a scream is heard and Leezy goes to
her friend's rescue, taking a gun from the bartender (played by Tony Tedeschi
in a nonsex role) and heading out back. All we hear are two shots and both
girls run back in, Velma totally surprised (not shocked) that Leezy shot that
guy in the ass. Leezy suggests they hide out in a hotel and they take off.
Over in the bar at the hotel they're staying at (which strangely enough is
the same hotel they were just at), Velma and Leezy 'shoot' some pool to 'kill'
time. Velma is so excited about being a fugitive and wonders how Derek's
going to react once he hears the news. Leezy says it's a good thing he'll be
in an uproar once he knows because it's so unfair to Velma that he's been
fucking another woman behind her back. "You know, Velma, you are a very
beautiful woman," says Leezy, "How dare he fuck another woman instead of you.
Why, if I were him...". Interestedly, Velma asks, "If you were him - what?".
"If I were him, I'd fuck you every night 'til we've both passed out". So
they hop onto the pool table and get it on right there.
(SCENE 2): The girls take their tops off and Rebecca lays out across the pool
table, letting Jordan sort of climb on top of her to suck her breasts. Jordan
gets hornier when she licks Rebecca's pussy. Once it's Jordan's turn to be
eaten these girls are already panting and you can tell they want to please
each other badly. That's exactly what they end up doing. After a 69, they sit
with their legs spread apart, bumping their pussies together. They get into a
few more positions before ending this really hot g/g scene. Jordan proves
herself to more the wild one but like I said earlier, Rebecca's no slouch
either.
Hours later. The girls are in their hotel room with a cowboy (Alex Sanders)
they picked up on the road. They sit on a bed talking and he tells them about
the people who picked him up before they did. "Don't you get scared being
alone like that?", Velma asks him, worrying about his safety. "I can take care
of myself," he says while he eyes the ladies, "The only ones who should be
worrying is you two". Leezy gets up and goes to the bathroom and the half-
drunk cowboy tries to pull Velma closer to him on the bed. Leezy steps back
into the room and firmly tells him, "Hey, why don't you pick on somebody your
own size?". He lets go of Velma and says to Leezy, "Bring it on, girl!".
Velma runs out of the room and Leezy hops onto the bed.
(SCENE 3): After caressing and licking her breasts, Alex goes down on Jordan
and makes her scream when he tongue fucks her. She gives him ok head, but at
one point all she has the energy to do is scream in orgasm as he fingers her.
They get into a doggie and Alex has Jordan screaming "fuck that pussy!". The
heat simmers down a bit when they get ready to do a mish, but a climax is
reached when Alex rides Jordan to orgasm and she shuts her eyes tightly,
keeping a very tight grip on the bed covers as if for dear life. He continues
riding her for a bit then pulls out and cums in her mouth, which she sloppily
spits out.
Down in the bar again, Leezy gets off the phone with Bobby and tells Velma to
stay put while she goes out to borrow money from her boyfriend so the two of
them can get out of town. She warns Velma not to talk to any strangers about
what has happened, then she leaves. Velma immediately turns over to the
stranger sitting next to her (Buck Adams) and asks him if he'd like to go back
to her room for a little room service. He gladly takes her up on her offer
and they head out of the bar.
Over at Bobby's, Leezy is sitting around in his living room waiting until he
finally shows up. Before he gives her the money, he asks her if she'll marry
him. He tells her that in light of the shooting and with her being on the run
and everything, he's afraid he'll never see her again. When he promises her
that he'll get her the best lawyer in town, Leezy smiles and says, "Oh Bobby,
I'll not only say 'yes' - but 'hell' yes! I'll marry you! I will!". Then
they kiss (well, ok, they end up doing much more than kissing).
(SCENE 4): Steven sits down on a couch while Jordan unbuttons his shirt and
brings herself down further to give him head. He seems to like being on the
receiving end and lets her continue working her hungry mouth on him for a bit
more before getting a taste of her. Of course, Jordan loves being on the
receiving end too and he starts off by flicking his tongue slowly around her
clit and eventually bringing her to orgasm. Then they do a hot reverse
cowgirl and a nice mish. Steven pulls out and cums on her body, but Jordan's
mouth is still hungry for more and she slowly sucks away again.
While they lay back for a breather, Leezy worries about Velma and calls up
the hotel to make sure she's ok. Velma receives the call in her room and
becomes excited at the news of Leezy's marriage plans. After getting off the
phone, we see the guy Velma picked up licking her pussy and asking what the
call was about. She tells him her friend Leezy's getting married and that
she's going to find a good lawyer to help them with their case. Not wishing
to discuss her friend any further, Velma tells her man with a smile, "Now
lick my pussy, you fool".
(SCENE 5): Buck works Rebecca up with a pussy licking and then she works him
up with ok head. They do a semi-scorching cowgirl and Buck starts grunting
like a beast when they flip over for a semi-scorching mish. Finally, they do
the doggie and even Rebecca starts grunting. Then he stands up on the bed and
points his cock down to her ass, cumming all over it. A little bit of looping
with a bit of heat-drop in between switching positions, but they manage to
pick up the pace and turn in a fairly sweaty romp.
Velma reaches for the phone and calls up Derek, giving him one last message.
"Fuck you," she tells him and hangs up. She turns over and says, "Ready to go
for round two, cowboy?". "I think so cowgirl," he replies and they get into
it again. The end.
The storyline for this porn parody of a mainstream Hollywood movie is quite
weak, but it's the sex that will keep you interested (not to mention what
you're paying for when you rent or buy this tape). The performances are
spirited enough that they won't put you to sleep, but they aren't exceptionally
well filmed (but not bad by all means). You'll definitely be "On The Run" to
your local smut shop to pick up this tape mainly if you're a big Jordan Lee
fan (she exhibits her wanton sexual attitude quite well in her three scenes -
all back to back - but this frequently-billed 'anal queen of porn' doesn't
have her butt plugged at all). Other than that, this movie makes for a decent
rental with good production values topped off by eager performances.
Joey Markham
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