From: [email protected] (DCOLDMAN) Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica Subject: REVIEW - Rectal Raiders Date: Wed, 16 Apr 97 00:54:48 Organization: Posted via CAIS InternetLines: 131 Review: Rectal Raiders From: Rosebud Starring: Mila, Chloe Nicholle, Suzi Suzuki, Dawn Devine, Midori Running time: 1:14 Rating 4 out of 5 Directed by: Rex Borsky Produced on: 2/11/97 Mila (Bj,Fi,F,A), Chloe Nicholle (Bj,F,Fi,A), Marc Wallice Suzi Suzuki (Bj,F,A), T.T. Boy Dawn Devine (Bj,F,A), Tom Byron Midori (Bj,F,A), T.T. Boy, Jake Steed The plot of this movie... Yeah, right. This movie has no plot, and indeed no music, which only underscores the complete lack of need for it. The normal Rosebud background music is certainly... appropriate and energetic, but I'll take moaning and dirty talk over music any day. It reveals something odd about the audio, but since it matches the action and the actors faces. I'm at a loss to explain what's going on. 1: Anyway, the first scene starts off with Mila, who is making an incredible run at being porn's nastiest blonde (no Vivid chick is she! She's actually too nasty to fit in a Rosebud movie!), and brunette Chloein a room with Marc Wallice. They lie down on a bed and turn over so Wallice can kiss and lick their behinds from behind. he quickly double plugs Chloe with his fingers, then Mila. Chloe moans while Mila launches herself down the dirty-talk road. They flip over so Wallice can finger their pussies with two fingers each. He then concentrates on Mila, getting, one, then two, then three fingers ramming in her ass and one in her pussy, and slaps her ass some, which seems to make her happy. Then he gets his man-sausage out so they can chow down, before Mila deep throats him, spitting and roaring all the while. A little light wrestling and he bends her so her torso is completely off the bed and brings Chloe over to tongue her ass while he puts his pig-sticker in her ear. He transfers to Mila's mouth, and finally gets into Chloe missionary, sending her eyes rolling back almost immediately. The he gets Mila on her stomach for some pounding, which is vigorous, if not long-lasting. The he's on his back and she RC's him, before climbing off, so Chloe can get in some straight C (cowgirl, of course), before begging Marc to fuck her missionary, which he does. This woman certainly has no trouble achieving orgasm, not when he's in her pussy and not when her turns he over and plugs her ass. Next up is Mila, and neither does she as he humps her ass with her stomach on the bed. He pulls out for a double pop on their faces. 2: The second scene, with Suzi and T.T., would blow 299 out of 300 other scenes right out of the water... were they boats, and in water, and actually armed, you understand. It is an incredibly hot scene, and another scene like it on the tape would be well over a 5, meaning that it could give erections to eunuchs at Easter. It starts out ordinarily enough, with Suzi, dressed in some little black plastic faux maid's apron and gloves, straightening up a room where T.T. lies on the bed. She moves a few things around, and climbs on top of him for some ball dusting. She gets his wood out, and OF COURSE she goes down on him, while removing the gloves. After a few minutes of chowing down at the banana plantation, she climbs up to ride T.T.'s poker. This fairly quickly gets her to moaning, to yelling, to orgasming. They take a break to disrobe, and she climbs on top of him for some reverse cowgirl fun, which leads to more orgasm fun. She goes down on him, and T.T gets behind her for a howl at the moon.A rough, no-holds-barred, mugging of a howl at the moon that give her orgasms. He tells her not to move, but the fucking he gives her eventually forces her down onto her stomach so he can hold her down while fucking her. She may be acting, but she certainly doesn't seem to mind. He turns her on her side and gets her into some sidesaddle, lying half-on-her-side-and-half-on-her-front position. Then he gets it into her ass. She never really gets out of this position, apparently nailed there even though T.T. apparently restrains himself a little, but that's okay, because she comes harder than before. She has orgasm after orgasm as T.T. controlledly thunders away at her, head down, muscles bulging. Big ones, little ones, maybe even retroactive ones. She had one near the end that's so intense it looks like she's never going to stop coming and has spasms at several points during the whole thing, one of which she has even long after he's pulled out. And, yes, to all you A2M freaks out there, he DOES go directly from her ass to her mouth. Satisfied? I may not approve of his troglodyte overtones, but he appears to fuck her like no other. 3: Most any scene after this would pale in comparison, and the next one doesn't fail in that respect. It starts off sensuously enough, with Tom Byron behind a young woman whom I can only assume is Dawn Devine. He's standing behind her, pressing himself into her while running his finger in and out of her mouth. She's okay, if a little strange-looking: there's almost something mongoloid about her forehead. But she looks like she has a pleasantly wide behind, and her slightly big norks don't look too bad, either. He licks her behind and then she sucks his cock before climbing up the ride him while he fingers her ass. Then some missionary, spoon-style and then reverse cowgirl. This is all very pleasant, but, were it me, about then I'd be wondering how long I'd have to hold out so she wouldn't tell her friends I was a bad lay, and how quick I could make it so I could go read a book. The look on her face is interesting. but I'd never use the word "climax" in She's got a big soft-looking ass and she bends over sticks it up in the air. You know why. Then for some sidesaddle, then spoon style before he shoots on her ass. She's not exactly asleep through all this, but a video full of this would make my local library very happy. 4: The last scene has Midori, grapefruit-hard titties and legs open to the world, masturbating on her back on a large footstool as T.T. and Jake Steed watch her almost casually. T.T. comes over to her first, to kiss her and get his fingers into the... pie. Jake comes over on the other side. T.T. briefly goes down on her, while she starts to suck Jake. T.T., showing some human vulnerability for once, rubs himself to complete hardness on her pussy before getting in at the opposite end from Jake. as Midori grunts and moans very salaciously. They all take a moment to undress and Midori gets on her knees do T.T. can do her doggie. Then Jake does her missionary while sucking on T.T., then Jake goes on doggie patrol. Missionary, they switch (these guys switch more than RuPaul!). She squats doggie on the stool so T.T. can "poker in the rear" (no liquor in the front, though). It's an arousing shot, I'll admit. Some missionary anal then he goes sperm in her mouth. Jake finishes things off by coming over for some missionary anal and then another pops in her mouth. The scene was okay, but no reason to rent this tape. Conclusion: Scenes 1 and ESPECIALLY 2 are worth renting; there's some real heat there that gets up to the fusion level. But if one great and one good scene out of 4 aren't enough for you, then go rent "Fargo." Key: E: The woman gets eaten. Fi: The woman gets fingered, either for a significant amount of time or to orgasm. Bj: The woman gives a blowjob, either to a man or to a strapped-on strap-on, long enough for the act to be arousing. F: A penis or strap-on is inserted into the woman's vagina. A: A penis or strap-on is inserted into the woman's ass. D: A dildo is inserted into the woman's vagina. DA: A dildo is inserted into the woman's ass. -- "And I am a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any... specific harm." Moe the Bartender The Simpsons
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