Title: Sexual Variations Production Date: Feb., 1997 Director: Unknown Starring: On the video, there were no credits listed. On the box (back on the shelf at the store), there were about 5 stars listed, including Bionca and Adrianna, but you couldn't prove it by me that they appeared. Commentary: I would like to try to start using Imperator's Scale to rate scenes - he really does have an excellent rating system. However, this movie was so lame, that Imperator's scale starts too high for even a simple mish! (It should be obvious at this point that this is going to be a bad movie.) This movie was in the Amateurs section, but it promised about 5 star names, with . . . well , I'll go to the first scene. First scene: This is the reason I was dupped into renting this movie. And there was a picture on the box cover (yes, it's time to lecture me about box covers). The scene starts out with a girl (let's call her G1 here) putting a dildo on a thrusting machine (not Symbian). (Yup, let's rent this here movie for mechanical sex - literally.) Guy and girl (let's call her G2, and if guy and gal together, couple) walk in on G1; ask what is she doing. G1 says her boyfriend said doing anal sex with a machine first would help her overcome her shyness (right, and she's in this movie). Oh boy, this scene should heat up to be a good one - NOT! Couple films amateur adult films, which G1 knows; why is this fake setup done here? Couple help take off G1's clothes. Next comes the long lez kiss betweenG1 and G2; grope and rubbing. Guy kisses girls and licks. Girls finally get his prick out and start the sucking part of the scene. Say, where was that mechanical dildo -the ol' Steely Dan??? G1 mounts guy cowgirl vaginal and starts stroking. Now we start the scene switching, and low and behold, G1 is on her back witha very slow stoking machine mounted dildo in her puss - and for only a few, ill photographed moments. Guy anals G2 meanwhile. Oh, back real quick to the machine dildo and a few fleeting moments of moaning. Guy doggie anals G2, cums on her ass. Flash to machine dildo still slowly cranking away and a few moans. Scene over. And I rented this vid for this lousy scene!?!?!?! Ok, so if that's done, let's visit the other lame scenes . . . . Scene 2: Couple enters room with some real hokey narration and dialogue. This actually is a good farce on the soaps. She takes her clothes off and crawls up on him. He spins her around and lays her on couch. She has red hair and a lot of freckles. On the couch, there's all the standard kiss, sucks, etc. Sheis smal l, very limber, and horny. They (in order) mish, doggie, anal doggie, cum on ass cheeks. Scene 3: (Wasn't the last scene great <sarcasm>) Doorbell rings, girl (I think this might be Channone) on couch with magazine says "Cum In", and in comes a couple of guys who are delivering pizza (anyone want to guess the rest?????). She has no money. Guys make sausage jokes. They make bad pizza delivery boy jokes. She says she never had 2 pizza delivery boys before (yes, another bad pun). She starts feeling up the delivery boys and says "like to seeyour service if you're man enough" Oh, yes . . . where are the girl, er, woman scout s and John Holmes when you need them . . . What follows is the usual sucky, feely, tongues, etc. stuff that you expect for 2 guys and a girl. The guys fina lly sit side by side and she sucks them (by this time, if you haven't decided that this vid sucks . . . .) and strokes. She finally climbs up on one guy with a reverse cow girl vaginal and sucks on other guy - yeh, the usual. She CG the this guy, then back to a RCG on him. She doggies and then sucks (really poor lighting here). He cums on her leg - the other fool never gets in. OK, now this scene changes. Don't get me wrong, the music never stops, and the actors/actress never find a microphone, but the scene changes. All of a sudden, a guy comes in and is talking (you never hear anything but pornomusic) and pointing. At first, I thought this was the director and that the guy came t oo early. The "cummer" leaves as the new guy (who turns out to be the pizza boss later) takes off his clothes. Girl sucks on boss, CG him. Boss gets her ass lu bed up with his fingers. The other guy steps in . . . and . . . .she gets off, sits up, and the boss and guy jack off around her mouth. Ahh, now a quick interlude while they hype the 800 numbers for phone sex. Scene 4: Two girls and guy. (Where the hell is the rewind button - I can't get stuck with another buck fifty out on this damn movie!!!!) He eats one girl (figuratively, but . . . well, too bad he didn't eat this tape to protect himsel f). One girl on back getting mished and other girl on her face. Oh, now he sitsand the y suck, he fingers. The one CG while other sits on his face. Second girlleaves (huh?), and CG girl stays. He lifts her and around to a mish; squirts on her ch est. Scene 5: Two Asian girls on bed with double headed dildo; boyfriend walks in. He lays down and they get him naked. Sucky, sucky. One girl RCG, other fingers and sucks. Doggie on one girl; squirts on back Scene 6: Blonde on her back. Long fingering/rubbing scene by a guy. She sucks him. Standing doggie. Mish. Cums on tits. Scene 7: Man standing/girl sitting and sucking; second girl watching (why don't I end this misery now with a rewind I ask). He sucks her; other girl masturbating . Doggie on table. Mish on table. Cums in mouth/drips/no swallow. Scene 8: Two guys, two girls. Guys sit, girls suck. Girl suck the other while getting doggied and other sucks a guy. Next, one mishs while other CG. The blonde has big tits which really bounce. Shift to girl on back sucking guy/blon de sucking girl. She rolls to upside down mish. Blonde takes one guy cum on big tits and other upside down girl takes it around mouth. Scene 9: Guy and gal - she sucks him, they mish / spoon / RCG / mish with legs up / cums on tits. More 800 number ads. Recommendation: NONE. Do not rent this movie even if it is the last vid on the shelf and on at half price. It is poor. After the let down of the interesting box cover and scene 1, well, it's more interesting to watch male ducks try to screw! !!!! If this is the only movie you have to choose from, go rent a teenage lust film at Hastings or Blockbuster!!
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