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Subject: Review - Suzi's Wild Anal Ride
Date: Wed, 30 Apr 97 01:41:13
Review: Suzi's Wild Anal Ride
From: Rosebud
Starring: Suzi Suzuki, Randee Lee, Lynn, Rain-ah, Lil' Ass, Lori Lust,
Erica Lockett, Tom Byron, Jake Steed, Marc Wallice
Running time: 1:14
Rating 2.5 out of 5
Directed by: Rex Borsky
Produced on: 3/28/97
Randee Lee (F,A), Lynn (Bj,F,A), Marc Wallice, Jake Steed
Rain-ah (Bj,F,A), Tom Byron
Suzi Suzuki (E,Bj,F,A) Lil' Ass (Bj,F,A), Jake Steed
Lori Lust (Bj,F,A), Erica Lockett (Bj,F,A), Tom Byron
1: Well, the Rosebud formula is bound to dip down to sub-par every once
in a while. That some actresses, semi-famous, newcomers and soon to be
stars, let them have sex with some of the best woodsmen in the business,
and edit it down to about 20 minutes or so. This formula has just one big
hole: what happens when most of the women you choose aren't that into sex?
Fist scene starts out with Randee Lee on Marc Wallice, and Lynn on Jake
Steed. Lynn is a small Philippino woman, small, natural breasts with oneof
the ugliest tattoos I've ever seen in place of pubic hair, and Randee Lee
is a White female with some kind of colored auburn hair and, what else, a
boob job (but a good one). She seems more into it than Lynn does.
She goes down on Wallice pretty quickly, and Jake starts fucking Lynn
missionary almost immediately. She's clearly a secondary focus in this
scene, but, to be honest, it's appropriate. She makes the most noises when
being fucked, even though Jake only can get in about halfway, but she never
gets near a climax and something in her eyes seems detached no matter how
Jake fucks her.
Wallice does Lee on her back and then doggie. Jake switches to cowgirl
and then Lee does. Lynn, who has an interestingly wide mouth, gets a little
more vocal in a RC, but only temporarily. The doggie anal right after that
looks promising, but never convinces me of more that her discomfort.
Wallice does Randee in her ass on her stomach and Lynn does an anal on her
side with one leg up in the air. Lee takes the pop shot to the mouth with
both eyes and mouth firmly shut. Lynn opens her mouth when the pop shot
comes 'round, but it never gets closer than that.
2: Tome Byron gets to do Rain-ah. Auburn-colored hair, small tits, kind
of looks like Stephanie Swift, has a stud in her tongue, bellybutton and
clit. When I see this I think one thing: doesn't really enjoy sex and has
had these put in to help her. Not a good sign.
Tom licks her from behind, then sits on the couch so she can go down on
him. Does a little ball sucking and ass licking before Tom starts fucking
her missionary. She claims that she came "all over [his] dick," but I
either don't believe her, or she has those silent orgasms with no physical
sign whatsoever. She mewls and moans, but nothing other than that. Having
not actually fucked her, it's hard to say, but the smart money's on faking
it.
Thing get a little better further into the missionary and when she rides
him after that. She's got a pale body and a nice ass for someone that slim.
After a minute or two, he does her doggie on a footstool, then lubes up to
do her missionary in the ass. He does this for a while and she rubs her
clit. There's almost no pigmentation change on this girl. He pops the
smallest load I've ever seen from him on her face, and she touches his cock
very briefly with her tongue.
3: Third scene has covergirl Suzi Suzuki and Lil' Ass administering to
Jake Steed. Suzi's been around for a while, but I'll describe her as
Japanese, pretty with an interestingly large mouth, short but not the
shortest, very long straight black hair, artificially-enhanced breasts that
balance out her top with her bottom. Lil' Ass is Black, average height, a
little on the skinny side, smallish breasts that look like she's had and
nursed a kid already, and has some names tattooed on an arm and the outside
of both thighs, which is not only uglier than already ugly tattoos, but is
also a lot stupider, IMHO, unless it's the name of your Siamese twin.
They get Jake's weapon out while he lies on the bed. He stands up and
Lil' Ass sucks while Suzi gets behind her. Suzi gets a turn, then bends
over on the bed for some doggie, then turns around for missionary. Then
Lil' Ass gets a turn at the doggie post. Suzi gets some more missionary
while Lil' Ass lubes up Jake's steed in preparation for a turn at Suzi's
ass. After a short while with Suzi's legs up in the air, she gets one or
two of the few orgasms anyone in this video does.
Lil' Ass gets on her side for Jake's turn at her ass, which goes on for
a few minutes. Vocally, she's not... unmoved by Jake fucking her ass, but
she never seems to get much more beyond willingness. Jake pops out to give
both the girls a pop shot to the face. I've enjoyed the humor and blatancy
of Rosebud's names, but, it's puzzling. I don't see why they chose to name
this after Suzi and give her the box cover if she gets less than half the
attention in her one scene, unless it's the fact that she's the only oneof
the women in this video who seems to really be eager to have sex.
4: The three in this scene jump right into it, Lori Lust sucking on Tom
Byron's Johnson, while Erica Lockett sucks on her. He gets to fucking Erica
doggie almost immediately, and then gets to fuck Lori missionary.
The two manage to be pretty much indistinct in this world of pole
dancers who make porno movies. Lockett is tall, with a skinny frame and a
pair of very enhanced tits and lips; the kind of girl who probably had
surprisingly big ta-tas for her frame even before this. Lust has less
enhanced titties and no lip-stuffing.
Byron does her missionary while Lockett help out by licking their asses.
Then Lockett gets briefly eaten and fingered in both holes by Lori before
getting fucked missionary in her poop chute by Byron. The girls aren't
COMPLETELY silent, but I don't believe for a second that they're capableof
getting off on this. This goes on for a while; long enough to be completely
boring, before the view suddenly switches to Byron and the condom he's now
wearing (yes, sports fans, even in a Rosebud movie). She seems less
somnambulistic than her companion, but the scene is already a terminal
waste of time. He pulls out and pops on Erica Lockett's face, but it could
make no difference at this point.
Other than being a fan of one of the women here, there's no reason to
rent this. It's a pity, too.
--
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