FROM: [email protected] (Patrick Riley)
SUBJECT: Re: New Tiffany Mynx Video
DATE: Sun, 03 Nov 1996 04:09:31 GMT
ORGANIZATION: MindSpring Enterprises
FOLLOWUP-TO: rec.arts.movies.erotica
BillC wrote:
>One of my favorite porn stars is Tiffany Mynx so I was glad to hear she
>is returning to the business. The newest video with her that I know of
>that has been released is Thermonuclear Sex by Patrick Collins/Elegant
>Angel. So, when I saw this at the local porn emporium I rented it.
>Well ... don't waste your time or money renting/buying this dog of a
>video.
Sorry you didn't like Thermonulear Sex but from a different viewpoint,
I thought is was an OK movie; not great but OK. It had the sort of
"Let's get together and make a movie" feel to it which, due to the
almost all Hungarian/Czech/Russian cast didn't work as well as it
could have but still provided a fun time.
The setting of the movie--after the bomb goes off--provides the excuse
for Patrick to get his clan (?) together and have them re-populate the
country but the dolts don't seem to be able to get the idea they have
to cum inside the girl. They do the normal porno external cum shots
and when he catches them he calls this masturbation. One guy (Fakirro)
is some sort of circus performer who gets punished by having long
needles inserted in his body and then his tongue pinned to a stool by
driving a needle though it. Even the cast looked horrified.
There's a continuous running joke of one guy who wants to get laid
with a particular girl but everytime he's about to something happens,
the last of which has him getting bitten on the dick by a spider and
the girl being told to suck out the poison (he still doesn't get
laid).
The ra-ra sessions by Patrick with him and all the cast in KKK robes
and the later scene with Santino (Blazing Shadow) who rides in (they
actually sprang for a couple of horses) to use the renowned sexual
prowess of black men to do what the whites can't and impregnate all
the girls was light hearted but might upset the racially sensitive. I
thought it was amusing and especially liked Patrick's last line
"That's not a black man. That's Blazing Shadow, my future son-in-law."
as Santino rides off into the sunset. Of course if the logical
implications of that are correct, Patrick has just finished poking one
of his daughters, but then if you wanted logic you wouldn't be
watching porno movies.
Yeah, I know none of that's erotic but there are couple of erotic
scenes. One with a blonde guy who screws a black haired girl with
medium tits and nice narrow hips. There's another brunette who
masturbates for a while and then joins them for a three way. Another
has a couple screwing in the pouring rain--she's not great looking but
they're passionate and they end up finishing in the mud. Somehow seems
to indicate devotion to duty.
On the downside Victoria Queen only does a g/g. Well that kills it
right there! Not really but it was disappointing. There's too much
standing sex which is probably the reason you complain about camera
angles. It's pretty hard to screw that way and even harder to get good
camera angles. Patrick's sex scene was very poor and badly lit. Plus
the girl wears sunglasses most of the time.
Tiifany's scene. You didn't remark on the pissing imagery--the guy
pees on the two girls before he joins them. Of course you don't
actually see his dick in the shot but that's the intent with the
stream of water falling on them. As to her looks...well, she's OK. BTW
Does anyone know who Patrick's SO is? It's not Tiffany is it?
As to the anals. Yep, no anals. On the one hand, I think he's taking a
risk not warning people on the box that there aren't any. Even Vivid
claims an anal in every tape. On the other, it was a refreshing
change. Don't you ever get sick of the unrelenting butt banging?
Almost every movie now seems to be anal, even Ed. Gone are the days
where you would get a girl doing 10, 20, 50 movies and then finally
with lots of anticipation and a new lease of porno life, she'd finally
do her first anal. Hey, an event! A change from the humdrum. Something
to look forward to.
And the girls never look in any way aroused over the anals--not
surprising, they must hurt. Yeah, I know all the blah blah about
actresses not having an orgasm on the set and I'm just as cynical as
the next guy--maybe more --but when you see their areola swell and
the nipples extend and their labia swell and open you think "Hey,
maybe this time" and then thirty seconds later the guy's in her
asshole, her labia are closed tighter than a drum, she's grimacing,
and the noises she's making sound more like pain than pleasure.
Well, I didn't rent it but I would have sprung for a couple of bucks
to do so.
--
Patrick Riley
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